Michael Cohen

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@RandPaul Why don’t you go after the guy who was making the decisions, @RandPaul ? Oh right, you’re afraid of dear leader…

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@SecretaryBurgum Who are you?

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@YahooSports Prayers to Ahman and his family.

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@downdetector Been down for more than an hour.

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@ronsterd89 common sense, empathy, kindness, intelligence...

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@SpeakerJohnson Resign! You are the most feckless speaker in the history of our great nation. You don't deserve your position. Soon, you will be removed from it.

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@RandPaul So, all of a sudden you’re okay with this war? Sellout! This is what we had before Americans, Iranians, Israelis, Lebanese, Kuwaitis and more were all killed by Donald Trump’s war of choice. All to distract us from them not releasing the Epstein files. I’m glad you’re at peace..

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@stoolpresidente Typical MAGA crybaby! When shit doesn’t go you way, it’s rigged!

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@DavWarren3 @ProgRantsPod You’re a moron

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@GovStitt Because you’re an asshole?

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@GovBraun Someone’s scared of a rainbow flag and other people? It’s okay little Mikey. You’re in a safe space. Just stay in your home until July.

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@LauraLoomer @Delta I only feel bad for the people that were stuck on the plane with you. That must have been exhausting for them.

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@KenPaxtonTX I hope you get dog walked by Talarico.

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@JackPosobiec What a disgusting take. This holiday is to honor and remember those who died fighting for this country. Clearly you and your ilk don’t actually know that or care. Climb back under your rock.

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@William84323054 @stephenasmith @GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump Right, he just manipulates the markets for his profit and your loss. Keep boot licking.

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@RightPulseNewss Demented

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@stoolpresidente @HawkeyeInsano @Return_Of_RB Maybe Fran will go back to Siena now that G-Mac is going home to Cuse.

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@YouTubeTV why can’t I access any of my DVR recordings on any device? None will play.

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@SpeakerJohnson Can you ever speak without invoking the name of dear leader? Are you so scared of him that you can’t do anything for yourself? You’re a cuck.

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@elonmusk Maybe, but it’s as ugly as a pile of shit.