Mike Matheny

Fathomably unemployed. #Thanks for the vacation @Royals (Obviously a parody. But, have to ruin the joke because twitter employees don't understand satire.)

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Which crayon color tastes the best?

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Thank you to whoever on the @X support staff understands satire and restored this account.

Now I can go back to tweeting horrible takes and making incredibly bad financial investment decisions from the comfort of my permanent vacation

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@Vanillawitha9 @stltoday Do you eat paint chips for breakfast?

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@JamesSurowiecki @tangotiger @ToddyMalone @onlyTrueJason Lots of electronic calculators do for exactly this reason. But the convention is also generally to write 25-5^2 instead of -5^2+25 exactly to prevent this confusion

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@tangotiger @msexcel This is exactly why some electronic calculators have separate functions to indicate a negative number vs subtraction.

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@tangotiger @msexcel I think you just proved this is just a bad question because syntax is different in different electronic calculator applications. The real question is are you trying to evaluate: the negative of five squared plus twenty-five, or negative five squared plus twenty-five. 1/2

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@DSzymborski @KenGrantNFL Interesting, wasn't that bad for me but then again I had it on a windows storage spaces drive which consists of 4 drives. Initial seek is bad but the throughput is pretty solid. At least it was until the most recent update stopped me from loading any save or starting a new game

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@Super70sSports Not the Beatles

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@nut_history Entropy

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@pospisal @nut_history Pujols with 1.5x Miggy's war more of every counting stat including stolen bases. But that's basically the same

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@11Olv77 @nut_history Pujols with 1.5x Miggy's war more of every counting stat including stolen bases.

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@notimpresed @nut_history Pujols with 1.5x Miggy's war more of every counting stat including stolen bases.

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@nut_history Pujols and it's not close

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@17776ers @tangotiger So you read it at five squared negative plus twenty-five? And not negative five, squared plus 25?

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@iJordanMoore @ThomasR84289647 Only by the skin of their teeth, due to a very specific choice of time period, & won't be true next year.

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@mlb

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My Plea to MLB https://t.co/O5J4XxlCOR

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@Windows #WindowsUpdate

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When the latest @Windows "quality" update bricks your install and you have to roll it back.

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@Bknuckle7 @waltons_wurner @QuinnSTLCards Never said you can't appreciate the dude. I just never understand the hype and always thought he was a bit overrated. But that perception is probably skewed by his poor defense his last couple years in STL which is when I remember watching him as a kid in the late 90s.

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@tonytls4454 @Ben_Fred Good thing they have at least 40 mil a year to spend