Money Minotaur

I maDE of MONEY. REALLY

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I TOLD THEM I WANTED TO BE MINOTAUR WHEN I GROW UP. THEY SAID IT EAS IMPOSSIBULL

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

RaW CHIcken AGAIN FROM THE HIVE COOKS. NEXT TIME I JUST EaT RAW COOKS

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

READy TO BE BAKED AnD PAINTED SO I CAN BegIN MY REIGN

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

NEw MoNEY MOHawK #styling

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

RElaxING ON MY PILES OF MONEY #DealWithIt

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

sORRY LOSERS, BUT MY WEaLTH IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST—AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! pLEASE DON’T FEEL STUPID OR INSECURE. NOT YOUR FAULT

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

yOU KNOW, IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER WHAT sCRIbes WRITE AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT A YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL HEIFER.

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

HUmANS PREFER BANKs TO PROTECT MONEY. I PreFER CONFuSING MAZES AND BOOBy TRAPS

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

HUMANS AsK OF MY WORTH. MY MoTHER PAID $53 thOUSAND JUST To MAKE ME. #growinguprich #madeofmoney

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

@realDonaldTrump WONDeRFUL SPEECH TONIGHT. GreAT IDEAS. #tearsofjoy #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

THIEVES KEEP COMING IntO MY HOME. BIGGER wALL MUST BE BUILT

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THEy sAY I AM TERRIBLE PERSON BUT I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING So SPECTACULAR. GOING TO reBUILD MY MILItarY. SO STRONG

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

WE'rE gONNA HAVE SucH A BORDER. i gUARANTEE IT

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

WHen HEROES SaY I no MATCH FOR ThEm #lol

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So MANY HEROES DIRTY UP MY labYRINTH. NO MORE HEROES #MakeGreeceGreatAgain

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

@DahMazeMaker I will PAY GReAt For YOUR CONSTRUCTION SKILLS. My BorDERS ARE NOT PROTECTED. NEED BIG WALL

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

POINT: YOU NEVER TOO GREEDY

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i LOVE TALKING MONEY. aLL i CAN SAY THE gREEK gODS WANTED ME TO HAVE A LOT IT.

[Money Minotaur @RealMinotaur]

i AM BEAuTIFUL BECAUSE i AM VERY RICH.

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i WILL BUILD GREaT LABYRINTH ON MY TEMPLES’ SOUTHERN BORDER, AND i WILL MAKE gREECE PAY FOR LABYRINTH. mARK MY WORDS.