Caitlin

Mom of 4 with a big mouth.

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4yo: What's the last number?
Me: There is no last number. Numbers go on forever.
4yo:
Me:
4yo: That's ok if you don't know the answer.

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Excited to explore The Grove Resort & Water Park Orlando! For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/VnKbl6z4s7 @THEGROVERESORT

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Not sure a 37 yr old cancer patient Mom shaking her ass in the kitchen is what @lizzo and @iamcardib had in mind when they wrote this song, but here we are

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Me being cocky: It’s cool, everyone loves a confident person.

Someone else being cocky: Who the hell does this motherfucker think he is?

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Quarantine Day 18: Questioning if pants were ever really necessary

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@saltymamas Ummm until they ARE screaming or in pain? Just me??

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Never thought I’d have to shush my 3 yr old bc my 6 yr old’s on a conference call, but here we are.

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The Cutest Baby Names You’ve Never Heard Of https://t.co/B97quG573q

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14 Things I Wish I’d Known About Postpartum Recovery https://t.co/ZpaPG8DECK

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My Apple Watch just told me it was time to get up, so I walked to the kitchen and got myself a snack. This thing really does make getting fit easy!

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@OhioMomoftwo Wait but is there really?!?!

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@SnarkyMommy78 If my 3 yo blinks too long it delays bedtime for 3 hours. You are not alone.

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When you tell your husband you need something from the store and he says “didn’t we just buy that?” UH YEAH WE GOT LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE AND THEY NEVER STOP EATING not sure if you noticed

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3yo just requested a rhino and triceratops birthday cake, completing his party theme of "things that headbutt."

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Retro Baby Girl Names That Are Coming Back in 2020 https://t.co/ljDNacITxG

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15 Hottest Pregnancy Trends for 2020 https://t.co/qFSaTPNlSY

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@saltymamas Thank you for this, I am always looking for good books to read AND I have a birthday coming up! I just finished Educated (recommend) and my favorite book of the year was probably The Stars Are Fire- highly recommend. I need to get on Goodreads!

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H Names For Boys: From Hamal to Huxley https://t.co/HxijG63PLd

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What I say: don’t spill your water

What my kids hear: the Spill Your Water As Quickly As You Can contest is starting now, good luck guys!

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6: “That wasn’t my lunch, that was my warm-up lunch.”

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If you know two married people, and you hate both of them, you should definitely tell them to watch A Marriage Story.