Teddy Rizzevelt

Middle School be Sigma.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Dear @RaysBaseball,

My coworker (6th grade Math teacher of over 25 years) tragically lost her only child in a motorcycle accident over the summer.

She's a diehard #Rays fan (top MLB network viewer last year).

She desperately needs something to smile about. Let's get this done.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

People don't talk about this enough but Andy's mom was ready to give up on Woody twenty years ago.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Welcome back Persia.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

So we all know Toy Story 4 didn't matter but I guess we're saying it out loud now.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

The most unrealistic thing about Toy Story is the fact Sid won on the claw machine twice in a row.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

@skilletmusic

We are local to the area you just played @delLagoResort. My wife suddenly lost her mom on Monday in a horrific accident. As her favorite band, tonight was an anniversary gift. The list was perfect & you guys crushed it, again. TY for giving her a reason to smile.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

New Wiggles > Old Wiggles

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Just throwing this out there @realDonaldTrump

Hire veterans who need work and a way back into civilian life to work security at every school in America.

Highly trained men and women who won't hide in a stairwell; most who tend to love kids and protect their communities.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

@Nate_Tice That looks like a read option which would (in most cases) make the OLB the QBs responsibility. Looks like Von Miller bites on the back and Lamar is left free.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Holy smokes. @JDVance just put @CBSNews into a total panic.

By the way, we can still hear if you keep talking.

[Marc Mero @MarcMero]

Another memorable day at North Rose- Wolcott Middle school and North Rose- Wolcott High school. https://t.co/DqAI3bzNg5

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Dear Louisville to Cincinnati,

Skyline chili is not chili. It's gross pasta with beans in it.

Your tolerating neighbor,

The rest of America

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Don't ever ask a woman to be your girlfriend on Valentine's day. What might seem like a cute gesture now, may just turn into a life sentence.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Has anyone taught Alicia Keys how to stop, drop, and roll yet?

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

My New Year's resolution is to be 5 years older than I was in 2018 all year long. So far so good.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Back in my day we used Yahoolagins for research.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Had a kid tell me he hunts and eats pigeons for fun today. So. There you go.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

I don't know why they call me urinal cakes these things taste terrible.

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

If actions speak louder than words then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

[Teddy Rizzevelt @RealMrB35]

Why when I look up a recipe do people feel the need to tell me their life story?

*Looks up chicken cacciatore*

"You see...it all started on my great great grandfather's farm in the Swiss Alps..."