Mr. Paramount

Nosce Te Ipsum • Nil Terribile Nisi Ipse Timor • Snark comments • Dark humor • Constitutionalist • Meritocrat • Rotary Wing Enthusiast • Psalm 23:4

[Mr. Paramount @RealMrParamount]

GM

Teach them while they’re young 😌

(Bonus points if you can identify the aircraft correctly, LilP can)

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@fakeftedd The day before, you’re welcome

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@UCCavalier @HardPass4 @shashj

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@shashj Where’s the lie?

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@nypost This is fishy

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@NotWill42 @BuckWilde_

[ZenfinityDesigns @ZenfinityDesign]

Work. Coming soon, G-d Willing.

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This person carries a brain for compliance purposes probably

[Stephen Moss @StephenMossGdn]

@colinrtalbot Ban both. Ban all knives. What if someone claimed they carried a machine gun for religious/cultural reasons? The whole thing is ridiculous

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@VikingRobVWO @Joshua_Graham50 I would have used couple of replies on this even if I am limited a number per day 😂

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@AverageSizeAndy

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@Docquistador FB should call it Bazaar not Marketplace.

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GM

Spent about 2 hours around midnight to put in expense reports.

Only 2 receipts missing (less than 0.02% of the total), nothing major.

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Being friends with someone is equal parts holding them accountable for their bullshit & forgiving them if/when they actually seek out penance for said behavior.

Blind allegiance and dick riding is how infection spreads.

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@SheSaysBadWords GM

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@tubingtyler1 It is usually the requesting party drafts it, you read and sign it if you agree

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@BeardedRichard3 @manhattanmaker Congrats ❤️🙏🏻

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@BuckWilde_ Grok should calm down

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@manhattanmaker ❤️🙏🏻

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@TheBuddyCSM Pop a Zyn ofc

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@TheBaconFather Them: “Touch my screen”
Us: “No, thanks!”
Them: “But you have to!”
Us: “Nope, we don’t want to!”
Them: “Why? Why not?”
Us: “GTFOH!”