Luke Meek

Im currently a young person but one day i hope to grow old. #Hakunamatata

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

@RedwoodCityPD FURTHERMORE!! can you point me to the cop who clearly lives on my street and is abusing their power telling me and only me to move my car?

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

@RedwoodCityPD fun question here! It’s a global pandemic with no nonessential travel allowed. MEANING my car should be moving as little as possible. Why then, did I get a fix it ticket asking me to move my car. I’m not supposed to go anywhere.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Signing off of twitter till the world feels like it’s in a better place. This place is stressing me out 👋✌️

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Everything is going pretty terribly and if you don’t think so you aren’t paying enough attention.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

The best thing Twitter could do while they battle Trump would be to shut down while they make a decision. Can’t complain if they shut it all down. Remove his platform. Shut him up.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Anyone know of a Peninsula bike shop that’s open and isn’t @mikesbikes??

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Fucked that one up.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

5.9.20 You taught our whole family a lot and we will cherish the many years we got to spend with you. RIP Poppa

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

3 beers makes me drunk now. Quarantine is wild.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

@drjaxon So deserved! Congrats Dr. Jaxon!!

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Not gunna lie I got emotional over a greasy burrito just now. It’s been too long.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

I’ve had weekly Wednesday meetings with a dude named Mike and I just realized! #mikemikemike #guesswhatdayitis

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

@mhmeek55 Correct.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

This quarantine makes me pretty sure I know what it’s like at one of those ritzy, pay to stay, white collar, jails.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

My number one hope in all of the world is that I don’t have a daughter who thinks she should become internet famous with her body.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

“We all do dumb shit when we’re fucked up”- Mike Tyson - Lucas Meek

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Teaching children is NOT meant for a virtual environment and education is already so ass backwards that for you to speak ill of a teacher at this time is disrespectful ignorant childish and pathetic.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Hey parents giving teachers negative feedback about their virtual classroom attempts. Stop. Stop now. Shut up. Keep your mouth shut. Keeping shutting up and don’t talk anymore.... Fuck you.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Did you vote yes on every single education related funding? Did you come to back to school night? Buy the classroom supplies requested? Volunteer to be a room parent? No? Then shut up.

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Up! The answer was Up!

[Luke Meek @RealMucasLeek]

Picking the right movie to watch on Disney+ while I drink a few beers by myself is really the hardest part of my day.