Real NZ Police

god bless Judith Collins. #ACAB - All Cops Are Brilliant. (disclaimer: explicitly satire)

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

imagine how many cannabises we can confiscate with this tractor. cheers @AndrewLittleMP. https://t.co/skFvlFzKLx

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

we love (to arrest) the gays

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we will not be arresting trump, please stop asking us to arrest trump, you can arrest trump we're too busy in the station bar

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

let's be real we had nothing better to do https://t.co/SN1PN9zIZ2

[Stuff @NZStuff]

Driver leads police on chase from Nelson to Otago https://t.co/dj05JwbHtS

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Why haven't we thought of this excellent strategy? Come tell us at the station tomorrow morning, bring your weed for inspection https://t.co/UwJNlvbkHf

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

will you be bringing drugs to the "democracy" rallies today? DM me with deets, esp if you're not pākehā.

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

my pals, please help us, we have families to provide for https://t.co/KOV5HwFoLH

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we'll probably do something about this, but not until we've arrested no less than 5 brown people for probably drugs https://t.co/oH6hsXjnlC

[Stuff @NZStuff]

Five hundred cows rustled from Ashburton dairy farm https://t.co/xUxZiD0pu9

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or, as I (a Real NZ Police) like to call it, PARRRKEYHAAA.

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

you probably have nothing to worry about drugs are only illegal in noo zillund if u r not white

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hello, yes, we are the police. we hear there will be a break in. let us in so we can steal your shit then imprison you for a drug

[DairyMan @dairymanNZ]

In order to save time, police will actually commit the burglary as well https://t.co/RKvUAi6Trl

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hey kids, it's that time again! time for you to show us where you're finding the weed!

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

i, a Youth, say Drugs Are Bad

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a concept: weaponise us further with that money so we can colonise more https://t.co/KkjU9NYWk4

[NZ National Party @NZNationalParty]

A growing economy means more jobs, higher incomes, and more capacity for the Government to support New Zealanders.

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

hello, yes, I am just a normal child looking for a marijuana (you kids all communicate in memes now right?)

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

I'm sorry, but we just think your protest would be better if you cross the road and walk a few minutes and do it there.

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

she allows us to kill brown people so she can keep occupying NZ and we love it, it really keeps us going

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

happy queens bday from all us here at @RealNZPolice! we ❤️ the crown

[Real NZ Police @RealNZPolice]

we promise we won't arrest you