Napoleon Bonaparte

Hey I'm Napoleon!! I like dank memes and puppies ^_^ and i'm gonna take over France watch out ;)

[halsey @halsey]

Speak up. Your voice is the most powerful weapon in the world. EVERYONE LOSES WHEN YOU TRY TO BATTLE LOVE. LIVES ARE AT STAKE. SPEAK. UP. https://t.co/xWDdh9M9yu

[Napoleon Bonaparte @RealNapoleon_]

I have cancer #rip @me

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Caught a fishhhhh. #eatinggoodtonite

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thEres nOthing tO dO ON this blOody islAnd.. #hmu

[Napoleon Bonaparte @RealNapoleon_]

Guys I'm not feeling so good.. I think somebody tried to poison me #catchmeoutside 😤

[Napoleon Bonaparte @RealNapoleon_]

Those peasants think they're going to survive without me #ded #lolno

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Those Russians are wizards or something.. That winter storm came out of nowhere #reminiscing

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They think they can stop me by exiling me again... SIKE i was born on an island. #StHelena #exiled

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Dumb British and Prussians think imma give up the thrown after that SMALL loss #stillwinning #haters

[Napoleon Bonaparte @RealNapoleon_]

Fighting again! On our way to the battle of Waterloo, hope it goes well :) #fighting

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Uniting against me? Lies! My people want me back. #escaped

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Exiled to Elba? I think not! #iwillbeback

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Married again!! Marie-Louis is like.. way better (and younger) *wink* 🙃 #hitched

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Divorced Josephine! It's ok, I would've executed her anyway...😤 #savage #singlelife

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In control of the Italian Army now!! #winning #getrekt #italian #italianmemes

March 11,1796

[Napoleon Bonaparte @RealNapoleon_]

Ya boi is gettin HITTTCCHHHHHEDDDDD! 😚😚😤😤😤 #married #napolephine #josephine <3 <3

[Napoleon Bonaparte @RealNapoleon_]

austrian army can kiss my culo 👊🏻👊🏻 #power #haha

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just got appointed to first consul. feelin gr8 af 👏🏻👏🏻 #proud #special #betterthanu

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OOOOHHHH YESSSSSSS! We defeated the Mamelukies or whatever their stupid name is smh. Don't mess with ME! #winning #Mamelukes #egypt

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National Assembly is testing meeee. I'm not finna pay taxes.. They crazy. I should have them all executed. 😏😏😤😤