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[Ken Masters M.D @kenmasterful]

Love this time of year with all the leaves on the ground, it's as if mother nature has woven a giant carpet.#autumn

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@RealNationalElf @LauraJMartinuk To license the tracks phone [phone]. (calls are charged at £9 per minute/ may cost more from mobiles)

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@LauraJMartinuk WARNING! The credits for your new album are now: Masterful/Martin. Recordings are owned by Masterstapes LTD.

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Today at 5pm. Afternoon Drama: @Mr_Giggles_ and @LRothschilds meet in the barn.

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TONIGHT AT 8:30: @Mr_Giggles_ has a propositon for @LRothschilds Features guest star appearance by @M_Ticklebox

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ATTENTION ALL STAFF: Next time you have a dump please spray some air freshner. That's what they're there for. Thank you

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TODAY: KEN MASTERS' CHARITY FUN RUN 2PM - 4PM. All proceeds go to a charity. To sponsor Ken go to MASTERSHOLDINGS. COM. Give generously.

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TONIGHT FROM 6: National Elf M.D Ken Masters @kenmasterful tweets live from the Brit awards. [Exclusively live on Channel Elf Plus]

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TONIGHT FROM 7: National Elf M.D Ken Masters @kenmasterful tweets live from the Brit awards. [Exclusively live on Channel Elf Plus]

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To the world's greatest boss: Happy 5OOth tweet Ken! From everyone at National Elf. @kenmasterful