The Necromancer

shadys back again
*~formerly @RealNecromancer~*

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@_AlexHirsch 6/18

[Mirkwood Forest @actualmirkwood]

Realtalk tho: y'all need t'stop basing your self-worth on whether or not you've done the mammalian do yet. Ur all equally pathetic to me UnU

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actual_radagast u better fuckin clean it up then bruh

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actual_radagast need a hand

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

Thank you Tolkien for turning me from a dream into the nightmare im meant to be i love u dad

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

new year new orcs join my ranks today

[Ori @actual_ori]

Thranduil is a cabbage roll, pass it on.

[Grumpy Elrond @ElrondofRivndel]

Waffles for breakfast. They say waffles were invented when a Dwarf wearing Smaug-heated chainmail fell screaming on fresh batter.

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

merry christmas if youre into that sort of thing eheheheh

[Mirkwood Forest @actualmirkwood]

DECK THE HALLS WITH WAYWARD TRAVELLERS FA LA LA LA LA LALALALA FEED THEM TO THE ANGRY SPIDERS FALALALALALALALALALA

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actualmirkwood wow okay

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

#2014In5Words damn that stupid thieving hobbit

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actualmirkwood ever thought of taking up photosynthesis

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actuallotrmoth @actualmirkwood LET IT GO LET IT GO TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE GAtes to mordor wide open yall are fucking fucked

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

better not shout
though u might wanna cry
lock all ur doors im tellin u why
lord sauroooooon is cooomming to town

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actuallotrmoth @actualmirkwood LET IT GO

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actualmirkwood let it go pal

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

never in my entire my life did i think a hobbit with an acorn would make me feel things

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

when will my orcs return from the war

[The Necromancer @RealNeccy]

@actual_ori ah. well thats on him then