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Neptune, but call me Nep | NOT the planet! I'm a God | Heir to Neptunes Throne - @NeptuneSpamming | #NeptuneSquad

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

I got temp banned, for telling sea world they torture and keep captive 5000+ lb animals in bath tubs.
Expect somewhat daily doses of "sea world is terrible" from here on out

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

@Eugene__Eugene @greg16676935420 @POSEIDONGOD27 The answer is Greg's mom is simply too fat

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

@akaNemsko @Eric__Shunn This is so confusing. You say "no probably not" to Ronnie O'Sullivan because you haven't watched snooker but you admit to not watching Gretzky either, so like. Your hesitation is so awkward. If you want to cherry pick, just say that bestie

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

Disappointed we didn't get nominated for the #GameAwards Community Support award this year 😔

Our team has worked so hard for this community,

So here is a thread of everything we have done this year to celebrate them,

Strap in kids. It's a BIGGGGG one.

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

And @seaworld wants to lock these gorgeous animals up in a bathtub for other people to ooh and aah at them like they are slaves.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A show off from the orca!

https://t.co/4NUKQrvI4y

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Binding of Issac would actually result in the dungeon being submerged

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

This fucking Idiot has one line. And he will not let it die. Holy shit.

[Hans Niemann @HansMokeNiemann]

Everyone always asks if the chess is speaking for itself. They never ask: How’s chess?

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Lmaooooo Dr. Disrespect? More like MA. Groomer. Fucking loser.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

“Were there Twitch whisper messages with an individual minor back in 2017? The answer is yes”

Dr Disrespect confirmed he sent messages to a minor on Twitch which allegedly led to his ban

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

So far, this hasn't been true. So I guess I know where I'll end up in 2025.

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Adults, stop asking me what I'm doing with my life. You know just as well as I do that in ~5 years ill be thrown into a crazy house.

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

I know this guy is way better at chess than I am. But what the fuck is this dumb ass on about? LMAO

[Hans Niemann @HansMokeNiemann]

Hikaru goes from having 10k viewers with the chesscom embed to having 1200 viewers without it. Seems like pretty obvious viewbotting considering how inactive his chat is. Viewership numbers are directly related to how much you're paid hourly on kick. Seems pretty misleading to have so many fake viewers.

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Inactive account policy? What is Twitter? The police?

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Have you ever considered that God talking to Moses through the burning bush was really just Moses smoking a shit ton of weed and reaching a really elaborate stoner thought.

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

@Rex_Mortuis Offended.

But actually I agree

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Called it

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Does Elon buying twitter mean that @s8n has a chance to be back if he goes through with the unbanning thing?

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

D - depressed
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[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

Does Elon buying twitter mean that @s8n has a chance to be back if he goes through with the unbanning thing?

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

@Barnacle_Beard L

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

@RealFreyja I kinda agree. Been playing for 10 years. It's such a jarring change. A welcome one, but the first 30 minutes of gameplay is just hard to get a grasp on the gameplay

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

When you're beside a body of water, don't be tempted to use it as a restroom. That shit may be used for something by humans / animals

[Nep @RealNeptuneGod]

I should have been an ichthyologist 😭