Loch Ness Monster

World’s Hide & Seek Champion and Scotland’s oldest resident. Parody account brought to you by @jacobiteCruises

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

I HEARD MY FRIENDS ARE BACK IN BUSINESS TODAY?! @jacobitecruises I’ve missed you so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

sunshiiiiiiine ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

@thelmaflauto 😘

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

Yes it’s Easter. Yes it’s sunny. But I promise next Easter will be so much better if everyone STAYS HOME and SAVES LIVES this year. #StayHomeSaveLifes #Dontbethatperson #NHSheroes deserve the respect of you staying home.

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

@gatorspirit Exactly THOUSANDS of years! You can manage this for a few months 😉

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

Started doing at home workout. Quarantine gonna get me glutes of steel 🔥 🍑 #SelfIsolation #quarantineQueen

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

All jokes aside - I’ve been reading a lot in the news of people ignoring guidelines and going out to play anyway. From all of us who want our life’s back... STAY HOME. Just stay home. How lucky you have a home to stay in. Stay home. #StayHomeSaveLives

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

Remember the clocks have gone forward, so we have an hour less in the house. #PositiveThoughts #quarantineQueen xx

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

@bazandem Love this! 💓 🐦 🥘 #YouSoKind ❤️

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

Day 531,511 in #SelfIsolation running out of things to do. What are you guys up to?

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

I miss you already 😭😭😭😭

[lochnessbyjacobite @jacobitecruises]

Loch Ness by Jacobite will be closing our doors as of tonight.
We thank you all for your support and we hope to welcome you all back in the future!

It is not goodbye, but see you soon 💓 #tourism #lochnessbyjacobite #seeyousoon

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

Looking for tips on social distancing? I’m your gal 😉🦕💫
#SocialDistanacing #lochness #justkidding

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

My friends are at the front of my mind right now. If you have a trip booked don’t cancel but postpone. Things will get better! But we NEED you to have faith that it will. Please don’t cancel your trips. #SaveTourism #DontCancelPostpone

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

THIS IS FOR MY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD #IWD2020 #EqualforEqual

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@RoLoJr24 @iskinnylegendz In the background of Maria? Um YES. Always. I’d photobomb that Queen forever xo

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

@ML7717 @TheSun It’s hard when you don’t have any thumbs! I’m ok 😉

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

IT’S MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR ❤️❤️❤️ HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY LOVES! @RoyalMail I wonder how many cards you’ll be delivering today?! #ValentinesDay2020 #nessielove #lochness

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL WHEN IT COMES 💫🥂💫
I know I’m gorgeous in my looks, but I’m getting a wee bit too old to stay up for the bells! Wishing you all the best #newyear #2020 #newdecade 💫🥂💫

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

A CANNAE BELIEVE ITS CHRISTMAS EVE.
This year I better get a wee boyfriend under the tree or I’ll be not be happy.

[Loch Ness Monster @RealNessie]

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
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ELFIS PRESLEY 🤣🤣🤣#christmasjoke #16daystogo #crackers