Andrew McCarroll

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

@S4eric I'll sell it to you

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

another fourteen hour day, two kids and a wife and two dogs and a mortgage and a truck payment, fuck isn;t life sweet

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

i think that I have something to contribute to the world i just dont know what it is, whaqt i don't want to be is the same as the rest

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

to bad wars didn't have to buy carbon credits

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

conan's on tour, i will be soon, someone needs to try and get the tonight show back

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

had a baby, to bad he has to deal with all our shit in twenty year, don't run the country take everything with the force of a million,

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

Wanna stop doing laundry for your girl dry her favorite shirt and make it fit a cabbagepatch doll and you never have to do laundry again

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

Monaco's princess husband is fines 200 g's for assault anyother MF'r would be in jail and that is OK

[Andrew McCarroll @RealNewsNow]

I am sick of TV any MF'r can get a show, it's all midgets, bad news and politics that the world just swallows, nobody does anything about it