OCshit

Just livin the simple life in God's Country.

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

Sleigh riding is on the front page of the UD. #slowweek

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

If our Sheriff can't behave himself that means we don't have to right? #hegone #partylikeits2012

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

$100k worth of meth found in Maries county. That could buy 15 double wide trailers there #notsurprised http://t.co/D2CB08YavM

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

Another warm and wet opening weekend of deer season...Thanks Obama

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

The standard measurement for Osage county RT “@scheulen69n: "Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.”

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

This. Is. Hilarious. The neighbors to the south never cease to impress #MariesCounty http://t.co/0DxT87dHnB

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

That DishNet Internet commercial is BS, "small towns like...Joplin, MO" Joplin has 3 times as many people as Osage County!

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

RT "@girlklebba: Just made my first 911 call...because there's a cow on the highway #smalltownprobs"

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

All of the southern county's shit water draining through our beloved county #floodof2013 #RealOCProblem

[Grant Schulte @Gj_Schult3]

Can't even make it home due to the #RagingMaries

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

#RealOCProblem RT “@eluecke13: All this flooding is preventing my sperries from being delivered :( #needmynewshoes”

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

Prayers to all the flood victims, but it's a holiday for the rest of us #floodwatchin #OCshit

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

RT“@beansfick6189: @RealOCproblems under 500 starts tonight and I can already feel the headache from the keg beer”

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

Someone needs to invent an iPhone app for Preference or Pitch. I'd be playin cards on my phone all damn day #OCshit

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

The #SAs practice the 2nd amendment.... #watchout RT “@loganj1323: Damn kids... wait till the #SA's find you!! http://t.co/kDxvvImHKW”

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

*Picnics* RT “@SmallTwnProbs: Your town's rodeo is the biggest social event of the year #smalltownproblems”

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

A better name for the newspaper of Osage County would be "The Confident Republican" #NObama

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

Speaking of the UD, wtf is an "Unterrified Democrat"? An unafraid Democrat? Democrats should be scared in this county #conservatives

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

Flipping to the arrest report and court records before reading the front page of the UD.... #priorities

[OCshit @RealOCproblems]

ZERO traffic lights in the real OC RT “@SmallTwnProbs: We have only one traffic light so driving in a city confuses you #smalltownproblems”