My @RealOddLife

#Stories, #Jokes and #Quotes from my really odd life in #Leeds

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When sugar hunger hits but you have no snacks or shops around!!!

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What is it about public transport and peoples desire to announce their #ignorant and #racist views.

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Jesus some men are too much #nowonderfeminismissopissed #shesaidno #letgoof3sumidea

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"Why can dogs eat my food but I can't eat theirs"#foodforthought #frommydumbfriend.

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"The more I learn the less I think I know about the world" sounds like either you're not learning at all, or you're a #pretentious #prick.

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#Leeds has the largest indoor #market in Europe. That means the great #unwashed can collect their #stench!

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I'm a great guy. I'm not sure why more people don't see it. #sorrynotsorry #boybetterknow

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That #awkward moment you go full on miming #diva in middle of street when the drop hits and someone's sat in their car watching. #music

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Teens today will never know joy of finding an old perverts porno mag in woods. #pornhub killed that right of passage.

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Remember that time at band camp?!? #americanpie

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#Smartphones... The #UFO killer. #Area51 might as well be Apple Store51.

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"Nothing in life is free".... But the shitty #advice from a single mom who lives off council cut hair cuts and beans. #really #quote

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#HarrymetSally on a road trip. Before the end of it, she had faked an orgasm in the middle of a cafe...#wifematerial #lovestory #truelove

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"Look at all them bird hairs" that's when I knew the relationship was over. #blondeEx #HotbutStill

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When you show your nan a picture of your 4 day old child and she says "it's had a hard life clearly" #baby #uglytho #funny

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"It has breaks" the amount of times I nearly died because of the #myth that the driver would use them. #weirdthoughts

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I once ate meat, fucking loved it. #CARNIVORES4life . Jokes, shout out to all my #herbivores and everyone in between. #respectthefood

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I once lost a cat. #theend #funny #greatstory

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I once had a ballon shaped like #BartSimpson . My nan stood on it and said it drew too much attention... I miss that ballon. #kidnappedKid

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How many police does it take to detain a 55 year old women with a stake bake from #greggs in her hand? #guess #funnystory