Daily Dose of Sarcasm

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@TheLaikYobaz Why do guys who know their money is not clean wear expensive watch to show off?

Why can’t they just wear some pricy items not visible to general public, such as a cockring made of gold?

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@NoContextHumans If you can't find a real job, stay in your parents' basement.

If you can't pay your employees a salary enough for a living, do not run a business.

Many European and Asian countries work with no tips as standard.

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@StateDept Shameful. Absolutely worse than Obama's deal in every aspect.

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@KobeissiLetter If the deal is great, Trump would have shared the full details hours ago when he posted DEAL COMPLETE message.

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@rickjeff78 SPR is important for oil importers. US has become one of the biggest oil producers and exporters. You need more oil in short notice but a new war disrupts oil market and SPR is empty? Then just reduce exports for a while. Let buyers like EU wait.

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@The_FJC Only a few dead leaders and commanders, I guess. Replaceable.

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@_josephine0_ The terrified question is when it starts shrinking

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@DrewVento You can’t make a claim without evidence. 173 is a solid number of experiments to substantiate her claim.

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@EliAfriatISR Bring it. Destroy IRGC.

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@EricLDaugh Coming Days?

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@EricLDaugh @TreyYingst I suspect Trump asked or encouraged Israel to strike Iranian proxy to help him get another excuse for no deal as promised

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@GuntherEagleman Maybe the day after tomorrow

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@GuntherEagleman Or tomorrow

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@RealWayneDupree Because home movie theaters ads break is optional and I hate being surrounded by strangers in darkness.

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@WallStreetMav if your kids need someone to tell them this, maybe they are not smart enough to know which countries are 3rd countries. Give him a list. Make sure to include France.

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@DrEliDavid Not to mention nearly half of XAI GPUs are Blackwell class. Adjusted for the difference, probably 25000 H100/200 offer much less than what 10% of XAI GPUs can.

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@jasonjosephlee Like Putin or Xi. Their wealth is in quadrillion.

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Tim Apple owns 0.02% Apple equity. And he has been CEO for years.

When you don’t contribute capitals that could be gone in a venture, you should not expect a high percentage of ownership. If the venture fails, you move on and find another job. Investors and founders lose real money.

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@femalebodybuil6

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@gabriellaxxd More specifically:
- anal giving to and receiving from a girl, yes.
- anal giving to and receiving from a guy, no.