Owlcapwn

Stream Sniping Balance Druid (155 clips of streamers being shat on.)

Undefeated in 1v1.

Honor Level 3,595 (4th in the World.)

#ForTheAlliance

[Owlcapwn @RealOwlcapwn]

@DailyMail They better get him out fast... the first two months in a Texas prison is always the worst. The guards don't even clock in until 6pm at night.

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@CBSMornings I hope she never finds out just how rough Texas prison is. I remember the first time I had to shower in a Texas prison - the soap was chained to the ground.

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@ClownWorld I won't paint a pretty picture... Texas prisons might be the worst in the Country... even the rats bid on who gets to f*ck you first.

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@BreannaMorello I bet some black guy is stealing his cornbread... as I type this.

Back to enjoying my freedom.

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@stoolpresidente I bet she has her Myles Garrett jersey ready to go for the super bowl.

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@jackunheard Some of you don't know what it's like in a Texas prison. It's so bad - even the guards place bets on how fast the new guy takes it up the a*s.

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@LangmanVince Texas prisons are no joke. It's the only place where being a racist is a requirement to become a guard.

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@HeIsNotTello @mymixtapez Dude, I know... aight?

Back in my day they made us toss their salad with peanut butter and jelly... unfortunately, the prison I was in was fresh out of jelly.

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@DailyCaller ''That's a fine piece of a*s.''

Signed,
Prisoner 00142379.

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@Redshirt_79 @dom_lucre This guy really thinks sh*t matters in a Texas prison. Texas prisons are some of the roughest in the country. Kids tongue will be up multiple a*ses within a month. But, by all means, pretend it's not happening... if it makes the next 17-35 years go easier on you.

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@nypost Dudes about to get passed around for a pack of smokes and a cup of noodles. How the mighty fall.

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@BlizzardCS Off topic - last year your character services sale (Summer) was on June 16th (Retail.) I'm going to need that sale again on June 16th of this year. I have $42 with your name on it. @WarcraftDevs. Sooner would be nice, before you guys ruin the game with the upcoming patch.

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@AllenSales @AaronDonald97 Think about what you're saying.. You're saying the Rams will be the best team in football without Aaron Donald. Why would a #1 seed even need him? What type of p*ssy would join a #1 seed for a playoff run? Other than maybe Lebron James. Free rings is what he likes best.

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@AllenSales @AaronDonald97 If he doesn't announce his return in July - it's not happening. There's not a chance in hell Aaron Donald would return to a #1 seed for a free playoff run. I would literally rank him as the biggest jacka*s to ever put on a helmet. Full run, or stay retired. That would be insane.

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@TheRamsWire Only Rams fans would believe this sh*t.

Stetson Bennett, if starter, would win 2 games.

Both by accident.

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@Sallenise_ Still my favorite mount in the game.

The Hateforged Blazecycle is a close 2nd.

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@Maurtrench @mymixtapez That's all he is now.

A piece of a*s, and a number.

Anyway, back to enjoying my freedom.

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@RGIII I knew this guy wouldn't go 48 hrs before he defended a convicted murderer.

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@TMZ I'm not surprised... There's a lot of racist black people in the world. The world is becoming a place where a white man like myself simply isn't safe.