A Realistic Philly Sports Fan

Eagles, Phillies, 76ers, Flyers and Union fan

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@Saints @ReggieBush And then this happened

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

And the Phillies go down in the first inning without even putting up a fight. You have to get at least 2 runs back after going down 4-0. This game is already over. Maybe they can win tomorrow and still win the series. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@AllAshworth Who would want him? He's not a Major League pitcher.

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

Andrew Painter is absolute fucking garbage. He's never going to amount to anything. Great athletes don't need to develop. They come into their sport and fucking dominate from the start. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

Andrew Painter is not a Major League pitcher. #RingTheBell

[MLB @MLB]

The @Phillies are 25-10 since April 27!

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

Bryce Harper needs to make that fucking play. The White Sox are going to at the very least tie this game now. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

And to the surprise of no one Brad Keller gives up a hit to the first batter he faced. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

The best case scenario for the Phillies now is the game is tied at 6 going into the bottom of the 7th. The worst case scenario is the Sox take the lead.

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

Jonathan Bowlan is a fucking idiot. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

Jonathan Bowlan is a fucking idiot. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

It's home run derby against Jesus Luzardo tonight. I hope he gets booed by every fan in attendance when they finally take him out of this game. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

I just knew JT Realmuto was going to hit into a double play. It was so fucking obvious that it was going to happen. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@PHILLYFANBRI He may need to hit 2 more the way Jesus Luzardo is pitching tonight.

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

Garbage performance from Jesus Luzardo tonight. This is pathetic. #RingTheBell

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@6abc These fags are so annoying.

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@WIPMorningShow I would go with Bryson

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@Phillies @herrfoods I want a sweep this weekend.

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@SciarrinoMario @PhilaFanCentral 6-0 against the Padres. 27-29 against the rest of the league. I'm not sold on them being a contender yet.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Phillies finish off a 6-0 season-series sweep of the Padres!

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

@Phillies @PALottery Zack Wheeler was good. The offense showed up. I hate our fucking bullpen outside of Duran.

[A Realistic Philly Sports Fan @RealPHLFan]

The Phillies are going to win this game but Jose Alvarado is absolute fucking garbage. #RingTheBell