Emperor Palpatine

Sheev Palpatine Emperor of the Galactic Empire

(Obviously a Parody)

[Emperor Palpatine @RealPaIpatine]

So this is something different but a friend of mine wrote a scifi book and it's really good. Check it out if you can

https://t.co/bBtZ8qZwtD

[Emperor Palpatine @RealPaIpatine]

@theliamnissan I wish he could just be charged with War crimes already

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So it appears Elon has turned off the satellites for Ukraine again. This will lead to more innocent deaths.
When will people realize he basically works for Putin?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Wow, Trump admitted he is purposely prolonging the war with Iran in order to financially benefit middle eastern oil exporters

[BryanCunningham @denvercunning]

DID I MENTION MAGA IS A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE OPERATION FROM START TO FINISH? Look at these MAGA shills whom are PREFERRED assets of a Known Russian intelligence handler. WELL DONE, MAGA!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

wow -- CNN broadcast footage of an Arlington guard yelling at a group with Pete Hegseth to "MAINTAIN SILENCE ... PAY RESPECT!" after someone in his entourage started laughing at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

[tern @1goodtern]

All of these 'respiratory viruses', THEY'RE AIRBORNE.

Yes, washing your hands is a great idea. Brilliant. Really important.

BUT IT DOESN'T STOP YOU INHALING VIRUSES THAT ARE DRIFTING THROUGH THE AIR.

Wear a mask designed to stop particle inhalation, and wear it properly.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Thank you to all veterans. You kept America safe from enemies foreign and domestic.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Everyone knew about Russell Brand. Everyone knew about Diddy, R. Kelly, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

This report makes some people, like Elon, look treasonous, but it perfectly explains the confusion around the shutdown of Starlink/Starshield a couple of weeks ago, as well as the simultaneous pinning of a U.S. satellite by a Russian one.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Hey MAGAs, there was no election fraud. We saw historically high Dem voter turnout because we had:
1) historically bad Whitehouse corruption
2) historically high fuel, food, housing, and healthcare prices
3) a historically unpopular war

It's that simple you silly chucklefucks

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you're a business owner who pays your employees below a living wage that means your employees qualify for food stamps, and the federal government is subsidizing your business.
That's communism.
You're a communist.

[Emperor Palpatine @RealPaIpatine]

@theliamnissan People like this shouldn't be allowed to breed

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Trump family has pocketed over $5 billion since Donald took office in 2024.

That's 20 times as much money as all other sitting U.S. presidents in history combined.

And he still has two years left.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump's Chief of Staff Stephen Miller called Alex Pretti a "terrorist" but do go on about Dave Chappelle's Charlie Kirk joke

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

You guys didn’t do January 6th until January 6th

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

So, let me flag a few things, traitor.

1. "European security architecture" is a phrase the Kremlin uses. We already have one: it's called NATO.

2. You conflate (as you always do) the victim of this war with the aggressor. The aggressor is Russia.

3. "Root causes" is Russian for "do it our way" and you know it.

4. Nothing a word about Russian withdrawal, the occupied territories, POWs or deported children. Weird.

5. Lavrov wrote this for you.

6. Fuck Putin, fuck Russia, and fuck you.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The new Texas governor Gina Hinojosa said she will cancel the sale of a Texas state park to Elon Musk.

Sissy SpaceX is very sad

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

All this "transplants flipped Texas" stuff is serious cope.

Ted Cruz is Canadian.

Ken Paxton is from North Dakota.

Dan Patrick is from Baltimore.

Elon Musk is from South Africa.

Joe Rogan is from Jersey.

Talarico: Native Texan. Ginajosa: Native Texan.

As of 2023, the percentage of citizens living in Texas who were born there is actually higher than the national average. It's not even top 25 in percentage of transplants.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The MAGAs will call it "revenge" but a vast majority of American voters call it "justice"

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Devastating montage from Tucker Carlson called ‘The Great Betrayal’ showing the lies, deception, and false promises of Trump, Rubio, Hegseth, Bondi, Patel, Bongino, Blanche and Lutnick about the war, the economy and Epstein.