TheRealPartisansOfTwi11er

Highlighting totally normal partisan behaviour #auspol

[TheRealPartisansOfTwi11er @RealPartisans]

Keys to surviving magpie attacks this spring:
Ventilate & #MaskUp
Wear a respirator, front & back
Use a HEPA filter in & around your garden
Put bleach in your toilet after pooing
Do not socialise
If you're a teacher, consider retiring & starting a PHD or MPH

#magpiesareairborne

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@camo2572 Is that total attendance per home game or total home club attendance per home game?

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@tdunny73 @EndBegin1111

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@EndBegin1111 Dear fuckwit. Love, me.

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@ChasGulden @sainter2525 Same with TDK

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@WallyWoz I really am. Truly.

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@Kouvaau Sorry, I think you meant to send this to your daddy. Wrong man.

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@Kouvaau Oh, you're a gamer. Explains your obsession with cock.

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@Kouvaau Thanks. Will do!!

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@RGSchulzy16 If your team hasn't won a Premiership in a gazillion years and you've barely played finals, I completely understand why you supporters are perpetual whingers.

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@davram88 Courageous win from Sydney eh. Unbelievable

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@Kouvaau The guaranteed St Kilda whingefest is on

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@LauraLoomer @OzraeliAvi OMG listen to you both. The bots on this site have deluded both of you into thinking no one is laughing their asses off at you, but we all are.

[Sherele Moody (Femicide Researcher) 🌈 @ShereleMoody]

Pauline Hanson is now saying police should not have to handle domestic violence cases because this takes away from 'real crime.

STORY: https://t.co/SYbXuabvf6

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@ShereleMoody What the actual. How can anyone, let alone Pauline, possibly think this way?

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@nickschadegg @lukethorotek Not letting gambling companies take the childrens future is a sky news 'leftist' agenda

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@Timcast Nice ratio dickhead

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@JayinKyiv Love your posts in general, but what evidence do you have that Ireland is a major metals producer, let alone a supplier to Russia?

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@rooteruditorum You really need to get out more.

Also, please learn how footy works.

Kind regards

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@nicolasmithston Sydney fan here, but yes I agree with you. The issue is that section is members. But they should work something out