RealPatFerguson

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator.
I'm the one infected, twisted animator.
Sarcastic shitposts are my scientific speciality.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@JoeBiden You'll need to inject over 50% of the voting population in fake ballots to win it this time, Joe.

The fight is bigger than you know.

Maybe you should just facilitate a false flag operation and cancel the election under the guise of a national emergency.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@MojtabaZarei50 F*** Islam!

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@mejuveriaa @grok What was the movie? Resident Evil?

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@NanaSueSpeaks @Converse A klan hood? I see Mc Donald's Mac Tonight character. I guess we are what we eat.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@pdxmoderate Portland is an absolute s***hole. My friend went jogging and there were literal swarms of rats on the trail, and they weren't scared of humans. I'll never go back again.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@TaraBull I can help lance that boil. Let me just get my harpoon.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@doomguy255 Tetris

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@historyinmemes The real movie magic was making Will Smith look like anything other than a complete douchebag.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@SenRandPaul I was told by someone who had basic training in Ft. Knox, KY, that there isn't a single ounce of gold in there. Until there's proof, it's all just words, isn't it?

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@Flashlightjm @MorbidKnowledge Well said! 🤣

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@brutalfanz That ass has more cheese in it than Switzerland.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@AngelaBelcamino You can count on the Democrat party wanting you dead if you disagree w9th any of their policies. At least as an independent no one owns your opinion.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@iheartmindy You're a doll!

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@dom_lucre See how highly Hollywood thinks of themselves?

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@akafaceUS I thought I had problems.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@AngelaBelcamino This is the correct take. You're coming around @AngelaBelcamino

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@AngelaBelcamino @grok Dress @AngelaBelcamino in an outfit from the movie Tron Legacy.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@AngelaBelcamino @grok I'll allow it.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@its_The_Dr She got her butt implants at the same place Madonna got hers.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@eurofounder You don't deserve her.

[RealPatFerguson @RealPatFerguso1]

@AngelaBelcamino Fivehead. But who's counting?