Paul Brown

Once thought davidoff was a fragrance by david hasselhoff. spend my days thinking of shit jokes to annoy my wife and mates. Train guard. Join a union!

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

So at 3.44am this guy decided to make his arrival into the world. Carrick Alexander George Brown weighed 9lb exactly.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

Man walks dog. More as we get it

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

Gary Lineker leaves his home this morning to take his dog for a walk after confirmation that he'll be leaving Match of the Day after 25 years https://t.co/IVBDhGVp1v

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@Manaagh That whole thread gives off these vibes

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

God bless you, Temu, and your ridiculous items.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

The church trying to entice children isn't a great look, with all the errrrr, history.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

The Vatican has unveiled a new mascot for the Catholic Church in the hope of engaging young people - a cartoon character named Luce

Read more ⬇️

https://t.co/IrFnN18UgO

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@Jonny_Mc06 My 1st experience of proper 'limbs' when that goal went in.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@BarrowAFC Barrow 4-3 win against Nuneaton in FA cup qualifying. Might have been 20+ years ago, but I remember Neil Tarrants winner like it was yesterday.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

Out hunting for the loch Ness monster today

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@Adam_Johno85 @BarrowAFC It would help, but it's not a necessity. I think a player who makes such a difference to how a team performs over a long period of time can get that status. Look at how results went when he was out last season and how they've dipped this one.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

Things you love to see

[Barrow AFC @BarrowAFC]

We are delighted to announce that Club Captain Niall Canavan has signed a new contract with The Bluebirds running through until the summer of 2026. 🙌

Read more 👉 https://t.co/gDbOjg0qAM

#WeAreBarrow

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

They've spent 2 billion dollars on the biggest TV currys have got.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

LA Clippers' new arena boasts feature akin to Borussia Dortmund's 'Yellow Wall'
https://t.co/guJf9dxBog

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@StuartAkister I wonder if the talk of a ground share will rear its head again.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

Women want to decide what to do with their own bodies. Seems fair to me.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

College Women Admit They Only Vote For Kamala Because Of Abortion

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

As a country, we are desperate to make youngsters as miserable as possible, aren't we.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The AA has called on the government to ban young drivers carrying under-21s as passengers

[@BBCNews]

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@Ginga_Macca Yeah agreed. That killer pass needs to start happening.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

So frustrating cos there's a good team in there.

[Barrow AFC @BarrowAFC]

Defeat on the road. 🛣️

#WeAreBarrow

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 type of shithousery I can get on board with

[Watford Football Club @WatfordFC]

Taking in the sights 🖼️

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@JasonManford Boy has his bike returned by police and people are angry over it. Strange app this.

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

Errrrm no. My kids come home from school and tell me they hate me.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Kemi Badenoch: "We are teaching young people to hate this country. I am telling you now this is a dangerous thing."

#BadenochVsJenrick

[Paul Brown @RealPaul8rown]

@GabSutton Kian Spence
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