Pete Lyons

my name jeff

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@AmazonHelp hey Amazon, help me understand why your live chat is not helping my wife get her missing packages and instead telling her “we’re all robots that are taking over the world”

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@bobbyswansonn

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@livgolf_league @TheMasters

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@WGGPapaDom Let’s ride

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@bobbyswansonn I guess we’ll never know

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@tylermilliken_ https://t.co/LllXOMZemL

East Boston

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@HardyRadio “In The End” - Linkin Park

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@JoshuaGAsquith @WGGPapaDom @SeanPatOB

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@SeanPatOB @JoshuaGAsquith I say “first to the key” probably 5-6 times to myself a week

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@MattMcCarthy985 Yeah its good for what it is. Pro: you dont have to pay an extra 30 bucks for NESN 360. Con: you dont get TBS / TNT

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@MattMcCarthy985 @Marc_Bertrand @scottzolak you can actually join AARP when you’re 18. Just can’t get some of the age benefits until you’re older

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@JoshuaGAsquith @TheEnemiesPE3 @SeanPatOB “Remember that time in Hobbs and Shaw you needed my help you punk bitch”

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@TonyMassarotti @bigjimmurray be unstable for Caleb

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@bobbyswansonn Save it for tomorrow

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@KenGriffeyRules @Toucherandrich Evan drellic and Alex spier

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@JoshuaGAsquith @barstoolsports @rasslin @SeanPatOB How does anyone have health insurance

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@WGGPapaDom Hell yeah Carolyn is a maniac

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@PFTCommenter @geoffschwartz @ESPNBooger Firm 🤝 gents

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@HardyRadio fat bottomed zappe

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