Beef Wellington

high risk individual

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

The radical left has gone too far

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

The mailman showed me his gun today

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

What have we become as a society that makes 2 factor authentication necessary on the app I have for my vacuum

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

I have auto pay set up to hit my landlord at 1201AM the 1st of every month so he sees me as a timely payer but also for the off chance that the notification may wake him and or his wife out of a deep slumber

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

Can @AskAmex concierge help me find a good GI

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

In 2019 I pulled Jeffrey Epstein‘s NYC address through the DOB and found his maintenance managers contact info on a permit and called him impersonating a state inspector trying to set up an inspection to see if I could get into the mansion and he almost bought it

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

Why does my bidet evoke christian imagery

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

Laid back drinking plumb juice having a really hard time making a venn diagram in PowerPoint and it does have 2 n’s I checked

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

In the past 5 years I have been free of any major diagnosis simply by not seeing a doctor

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

@frenchonionorgy @Howlingmutant0 So true Mr President

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

The Chinese are getting funny

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

The yellow thumbs up is the only appropriate emoji

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

I think about this all the time

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

@frenchonionorgy Hey I’m really fat

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

@PicturesFoIder Haven’t turned my car off to pump in years it’s called a check valve and your car has one

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

Did TG in 2.5 hrs total. Record time. Got in the wrong Uber, negotiated a deal home (not bad). Back on the couch watching how steel is manufactured.

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

At a nice steakhouse for thanks and I like to imagine the whole wait staff are orphans so they don’t have any other place to be

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

As far as I’m concerned Taylor swift has NO TALENT

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

I’m writing addendums brother

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

Can someone please explain to my wife it is completely legal for me to relax and maybe have 1 b33r????

[Beef Wellington @RealPeterDoocy]

Getting to that age where I’m becoming interested in buying shirts that say things I agree with or like and I am not comfortable with that