POSTED

I'm like the real post calzone an like loud noises an such an it would be bettah IF...the bone is were the heart was an the heart was were the bone used to be

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

@Eminem @Eminem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 I’m fuckin dead

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Did I do this right?

[ANTHONY ™ @anthonydrew0327]

Bitches out here shaking they ass for money on social media got this shit like a vending machine. B13 I’ll take the mixed girl with the fat ass like “Ay man you want something while I’m over here I got a few extra dollas”

[Young M.A @YoungMAMusic]

2020 Vision

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

@TheEllenShow look how many shares in 3 days I got over a silly post and I’m not anyone special 😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣 love your show

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

Hey @NickCannon how does it feel to be SO irrelevant..... @Eminem isn’t sacred he is blatantly ignoring you lmao... maybe now u can ask @MariahCarey why everyone is so obsessed with Eminem no one would buy your music if it was free u fuckin clown shoe

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

Dude I gotta stop masturbating wat the FUUUUCK!!!!

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

@SeVIInBradley I woulda punched a venti straw though her fuckin grande forehead

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

@SeVIInBradley Nigga what🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

@Eminem @Eminem I hope for the love of god you destroy this clap stain please just ruin his entire existence lmao I can’t wait #adrippytip #cannonthatcantfire #cannonvssuperman #willtherealslimshadyfuckhimup #stillcantfindmysisterscat #WildNOut #ripnickcannon #rapgod #lovebutter #manmilk

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I demand an apology Nicholas, you've made my gardener so jealous!

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

Life treats me as good as @chrisbrown treated @rihanna as the jaws of life unhinge like a snake against my face

[Tech N9ne @TechN9ne]

THEY COULD NEVER BRING THE GORE TO MAUDIE, THE FAMILY COULD NOT AFFORD THE BODY OF THE BLEST KID TO BE TESTED YOU'RE GONNA CATCH SHIT LIKE A PORTA POTTY!

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

My throat hurts worse then @jamesheadfield after a full set....probably shouldn’t have spent so much time @dennisridmans house

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

I’m broker then @EddieVedder trying to buy a vowel on wheel of fortune

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

Man I need to wipe better.... #skumnation #hahaha #ExtraordinaryYou #WednesdayWisdom #wetbutton #poopnoodle #pelicanpussy #giraffenuts #lovebutter #dickchowder #istillcantfindmysisterscat

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

Everytime I walk out of the barber shop I feel EL terriblay I ask for a nice fuckboy fade but I always come out looking like a lesbian at a basketball game slurping meat from a taco that came out of a dispenser bag #coloradoflanels #lesbianmethlabs #shaqsfeet #leonitis #diddly

[POSTED @RealPostCalzone]

@defjam I dance like trying to stay dry everytime R.Kelly tries peeing on me #wetblanket #stinkysheets #freshlywaxedfloors #portopotty #pointybirthdayhats