Mayor Of UK

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10 odds ➡️ L2E812

Grandma, it's coming home 🙏🤞

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If life were honest, Mondays would come with a warning label: ‘Objects in bed are closer than they appear.’🙂

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Life coach: ‘Stay positive and the universe will reward you.’

Me: still broke, tired, and emotionally unbothered 💀

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@C_loned1 Last last🤣

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Me vs Sleep:

Body: ‘Go to sleep’

Brain: ‘Let’s think about every bad decision ever made.’

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@C_loned1 🤣

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Me vs Social Media:

Phone: 1% battery

Me: keeps scrolling anyway 🔋💀

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@C_loned1 Aswear

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Love is blind, but online dating is deaf, blind, and ghosted." 👻💔

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@1812SAPABOY Alot😢🤣

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Wetin be this ??😂🤣

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😂😂
This one enter sha

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@TTP_FX As in🤣

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No power failure 😂🥹

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@C_loned1 😢🥹

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@sneako I get wanting to move on, but erasing history doesn’t make it disappear—it just makes ignorance louder

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@TTP_FX And dem no get shame at all
Nah dem go still dey shout 🤣

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Chelsea should come and show us wetin dem use 9 months achieve🌚

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@C_loned1 😂😂

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@C_loned1 Omoo😂😂

[Mayor Of UK @RealPplug]

Everyone’s adulting looks easy… until you open your bank statement." 💸😭

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Toor 😂😂