RealPregnant

Being real about being pregnant.

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Excitedly woke up last night thinking I was feeling the baby kick, only to realize it was just gas & then tooted. Shoot.

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Does it make you officially old when you’re having sex and your back makes a huge involuntary crack? Ya because that just happened. #sex #sexproblems #aging #pregnant #old #feelingold

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My husband is now my personal masseuse. Is there a limit on the number of non-sexual massages I can request?

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Just threw up outside my husbands work competitor. Was driving and had to pull over! Baby is brand loyal I guess!

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Breastfeeding dream. Consisted of a John Mayer song, burning nipples and my mother getting me Tupperware containers for all my squirting milk. These pregnancy dreams are epic haha!

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My husband has been using me has his audience to practice his dad jokes. SMH.

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Spent 20 minutes making breakfast. 5 minutes eating breakfast. 3 seconds to puke up breakfast. 15 minutes to clean up puked breakfast from the floor. #pregnancy #morningsickness

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My dilemma...

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I want tacos. No where in my small town sells tacos. Might have to move. #pregnant #pregnancycraving #hangry

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Last night I had a dream I weighed each of my boobs on a food scale because they’ve become so big. 🤣

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Weird pregnancy thing. Waking up in the middle of the night to scold your husband for killing a mouse (that he didn’t kill.)

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Dreamt I was in the cereal aisle and bought Fruitti Pebbles. Now I woke up and want Fruitti Pebbles.

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Is it weird to text your husband a photo of your first successful pregnancy vomit? Ya. Probably weird. At least I'm not just sick feeling anymore. I have puke to prove it.

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I didn't think pregnancy brain was real... until today... when I forgot the iPhone password I've been using for WEEKS. Literally no recollection of the 4 numbers I need to access my phone. #pregnant #Pregnancybrain #pregnant #brainfart

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Real talk. Preggo poops are rank. So rank, that I just pooed, accidentally got a whiff, had to run off the pot and go puke in another sink the house. #pregnancyglow #pregnant #pregnancy #pregnantmom #Smelly

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Butt is too big for my undies. Bought new undies. By 9 p.m. they literally blew out in the butt. I had a meltdown. I'm destined for granny panties, at the age of 28. #Ilikebigbutts #babybump #mybuttisgettingbig #grannypanties

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I'm pregnant. Excited the glow. So far, I'm far from it.