Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump

I'm President of the United States. I won the popular vote by 1 billion votes. I won all 62 states. Hillary begged me to stop winning. This is PARODY

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I will block all midterm election results of Republicans who lose

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I will be making my birthday a NATIONAL HOLIDAY! Enjoy the day off! (MLK Day will be removed from the list of holidays)

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Canada is historically American land. So we are going to be taking that back!

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I have every right to run for President again. They rigged the election, so I deserve to run. As a matter of fact, I may just appoint myself President. It’s owed to me.

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He will survive!

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The blockade of Iran is LIFTED! The WAR IS OVER! Vote Republicans in the midterms. We are the party of PEACE!

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I’ve offered to perform whatever medical procedures are necessary on my good friend Kimmy Jong Un! I’m better than most doctors!

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I demand the Nobel Peace Prize otherwise I’ll bomb the hell out of the prize committee headquarters!

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Great news about my dear friend, Kim Jong Un! PROOF OF LIFE! @KimJongUn33

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I’m very happy to hear that the rumors of Kim Jong Un’s death are vastly overstated. He is actually gay. The translation from East Korean to American can be confusing because the words are similar.

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Ukraine has no right to defend itself from Russia, which once ruled Ukraine very nicely and perfectly!

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No Presidents are strong or confident enough to have a coin bear their image while they’re alive. I have the arrogance to do that!

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I heard rumors that my good friend and dear leader Kim Jong Un has died. I’m looking into it and hoping it’s not true. He taught me a lot about leadership and strength!

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I’ll be announcing shortly that the midterms are rigged in the Democrats favor, and therefore will declare martial law, which has worked terrifically in keeping Zelenskyy in power in Ukraine.

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Tonight at the TRUMP (kennedy) Center

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Anyone who calls AI “Artificial Intelligence” is a TRAITOR! American AI is now known as “Super Duper Intelligence”! Is it smarter than me? Who knows? I doubt it though.

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Hurricane Isaias is a Biden era hurricane. No hurricanes on my watch!