Prison Cat

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

If a cat abandons her #BabyKittens on the side of the road, is that #Littering?

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

To the humans who put out cat food for my Stray friends. Keep it up! Like, seriously, they depend on you now! #UniversalHealthCat

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Dear #Yoga enthusiasts: When you do #CatPose, you’re being a #CatPoser. You call that an arch? I call you an #ArchEnemy

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

I love the way humans put kittens in a cardboard box (AKA the best place on Earth) to lure them into a false sense of security before giving them away to total strangers.

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

My lack of opposable thumbs prevents me from reading this book: https://t.co/WQ94CCiOCf but by title alone, I assume that yes, I am a #BugChaser

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

If a cat dies in act of elevating the species to its rightful place, this is where they go. #HowlyWar #PussyonaPedestal #CatHeaven

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Apparently many humans are more upset when one of us dies in a movie than when one of them does. Good.

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Whoever this Boarder is that’s been stealing kittens away from their parents… shame on you! #BoarderPatrol

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

I’m a fan of @LifetimeTV. It’s a little simple for my feline mind but by playing it on 9 screens at once it becomes smart enough. I assume that #DidIKillMyMother? Tonight at 8/7c is about the decision a cat makes when her human stops feeding her on time. #Feliny #NineLifetimes

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Apparently #President #Catgrabber has learned of our impending #StarKaat invasion and is establishing a #Watchdog branch to prevent. Another totally great and logical move @RealDonaldTrump. #SpaceCase

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

You thought you could trick us by making the English word ‘vet’ rhyme with ‘pet’? Think again!

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

I’m a lot more likely to cry over milk that hasn’t been spilled. Come on! Just a bit!

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

I don’t mean to erase history, but statues of dogs promote a history of cats being forced to hide up trees and under cars.

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

When too many cats drink from one saucer, their tongues might overlap. #Pun

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Your cutesy voice make dogs wag their tails, but I wag only my metaphorical cat-finger. You fools.

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Though I may disagree with humans appropriating our culture #catface, that Wakandan statue is pretty meowing awesome!

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Ever since @BenStiller’s #RoyalTenenbaum’s dog somehow survived that plane crash, it’s been clear that #WesAnderson was a canine sympathizer!

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

On the bright side, at least the awful ending of #WesAnderson’s doggone movie will hopefully raise awareness about the existence of #PrisonCats like me!

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

Cuz the only way to get small people to say they love dogs is with a pronunciational trick #IsleOfDogs.

[Prison Cat @RealPrisonCat]

So now we know that #WesAnderson is a specist bastard. Why, may I ask, were the cats, being imprisoned along with their inept humans at the end of your #IsleofDogs movie?!