Quirky Cat

DREAM GUY QUALITY #19: His spirit animal is either a baby panda or a baby platypus. NFTs: | COMIC:

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New project from our friends @IntlMegadigital launching in today (Thursday) for whitelist and tomorrow (Friday) for the public. The @ApeExecutives art is crazy

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🙊A.P.E. Hiring (Presale) Begins🙊
Thursday, January 20th, 2022
6pm Eastern Time USA / 11pm GMT

🙈Hiring (Presale) Ends🙈
Friday, January 21st, 2022
6am Eastern Time USA

That's only a 12 hour window. Set your alarms. We need to close this portal!

[Quirky Cat @RealQuirkyCat]

I'm learning French but I can't figure out how to say "Where are the best power crystals?"

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I went to a Gay Rights march today but now I'm worried that I might have hurt the feelings of well-meaning but misguided homophobes.

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I'm worried that if I ever have a child, she'll have bad self esteem from having to compete with photoshoped kitten pictures on the internet

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I'm worried about the third world kids that mine my power crystals. Does anyone know of a good way to avoid Conflict Power Crystals

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Performing my ukulele opera in the alley behind the coffee shop. Would love it if you could come.

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Does anyone know how to find a nice boy with a love of crafting, ukulele music, and vintage scarves?

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Does anyone know of a place I can buy hugs in bulk?

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I get most of my cardio from marching against social injustice. And hot yoga.

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I've arranged my stuffed animals in order of most positive energy to least.

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Had to quit shopping at that store because they disapproved of produce aisle meditating.

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It's a lot harder to see out of my windshield with all of the birds I've painted on it.

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Worried my love of yoga, vegan cooking, and dream journals might be crowding out my love for a boyfriend.

[Quirky Cat @RealQuirkyCat]

Made a vegan cake out of carob, hempseed, and raw nutmeal. It broke my oven.

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I'm learning French so I'll be able to speak to my hypothetical husband in his native tongue.

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Heading to a kombucha rager later tonight. Don't worry, I'll be riding my vintage bicycle.

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I want to be the kind of person who doesn't wait for rain to wear a full-length poncho to the mall.

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Knitted a carrying satchel for my pebble collection. I'll be able to take them to parties now.

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Every time you smell bacon, a tiny baby pigglet weeps for the mother it'll never know.

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He was mentally abusive and stole my wallet, but I still really miss my ex's smile.

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Made my own toothbrush out of a vintage comb, organic beeswax, and some ostrich feathers. It hurts my teeth.