Robert C Stinson

Fitness Professional & expert in random facts.

[As @losttomanyyy]

Mfs drive a 06 bmw and say they got a foreign it’s been 20 years that’s a citizen

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Hear me out. A Carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz.

[Julian Assange @ImJulianAssange]

Canada is run on a pyramid scheme if you don't increase population, pensions and healthcare will fail. The number of working-age people for every senior aged 65 and older dropped from 7.7 in 1966 to 3.4 in 2022, and is projected to fall near 3. Young people now pay more tax's to support a failing system than their predecessors did and doubtful they will even collect a pension when they reach retirement age as Canada's birth rate is dramatically declining and is producing half of what is necessary to sustain Canada's pensions and healthcare costs.

[pingu @pingu4ll]

this slow burn apocalypse vibe is fucking crazy

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

Said retards, instead of regards on an email

[Austrian Neo-Habsburgist ᗜ_ᗜ ☦︎ @AustrPamplets]

Water is H2O, steam is H2O, ice is H2O, water isn't ice, ice isn't steam and steam isn't water

[jefe (TOTAL PANICAN DEATH) @yaboieljefe]

JD Vance is spiritually Nixon:

> Came from nothing.
> Certified hoe scarer.
> Slightly too goofy looking.
> Populist politics.

Rubio is spiritually Kissinger:

> Terrifyingly competent.
> Absolutely despises communism.
> Personifies WAGTFKY.
> Neocon in a good way.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[Robert C Stinson @RealRSON]

In other words, 100% Gen Z males get the cheque like they should….

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

51% of Gen Z spend $0 a month on dates.

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

i’m not even that retarded

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

The USA can still advance to the round of 8 if Mike Pence has the courage.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

george washington when the british had a 13 colony lead

[andreadworkingroyper @radfemdriver]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

There is no political gain to be had from saying this, this is legitimately a man who has contemplated the inner life of grass

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part