The Ramburglar

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@TexasWesleyan the Ramburglar cannot disclose the identity of our staff. It's a group of a students so disgruntled they're un-gruntled.

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Texas Wesleyan. Smaller, never smarter.

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Administration on Stella "that sounds unsafe"

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"Roof not caving in, just leaky" - administration

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Student forum as a microcosm of Wesleyan, nothing accomplished

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Administration "sometimes bad things happen"

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Reasonable student surfaces. Asks for full report once all facts are determined

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"How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Hard hitting issues being tackled.

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Student evoking David Stern asks "do you still beat your wife, Jim?"

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Administration wishes to clarify "utterance"

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Mckenzie Brown on pace to set all time record record for most questions asked in a single forum

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The microphone is not like the conch shell in lord of flies. Students allowed to speak out of turn and away from microphone.

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Administration: "we still don't have a police report"

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Students lined up at microphone to ask questions. Maybe they'll get better #optimism

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Rambler staff asks questions in accusatory tone. #journalism

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"The information we're gathering should not cause further alarm" #Transparency

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Administration "May have been scared"

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Pati Alexander maintains "unsure" position

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Students attempting to exercise critical thinking by asking useless questions.

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Student asks "are guns a threat?"