*Cough*

Just a young red plastic chair. This is your source for all your chair needs. HMU

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Like you humans, we have our own lower class. And these are the plastic garden chairs, with their three legs and grubby plastic... disposable

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Aspire to be the companies Chairman, having chair in the title makes you superior and of course, get paid for sitting

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Talking of suprises, did you know that the first chairs were actually not chairs but a the floor?

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

What has for legs, is circular and doesn’t move ? The answer will surprise you

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Sit on a chair, or her face.. the choice is yours

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Sit sit sit shit

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

The only thing it's acceptable to shoot up is heroin.

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

If it's not red. You are wrong.

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

What's your favourite colour?

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

@USSFLAGG01 @londonlass666 Red us a good colour

[Jonathan Rogers @SKEJayRogers]

Tyler Perry Presents:

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

more chairs https://t.co/MS0JTi19v4

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https://t.co/R1JdaYFcZQ

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@JesseEyrich Beside a table, against a wall. Trapped I tell you

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

@ratspeed sending four legged love

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

2 b murder 2 death

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Fuck its dark

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

I could beat conor mcgregchair at sitting #ConnorMacgregor

[*Cough* @RealRedChair]

Found a camping chair

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@ratspeed I am whatever you want me to be.