Robb FUCKING Shadows

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Because I haven't made him bleed enough already? https://t.co/WaPmJLFxKd

[ICWF @ICWFOfficial]

BREAKING: ICWF Next Gen Champion Jack Stokes has demanded a First Blood stipulation for his title defence against @RealRobbShadows

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

So good to be back in the ring, I love Marty, but too much alone time makes him crazy #ICWFEasterExtravaganza

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Thanks to everyone for the concern, mom just found me tied up and gagged under the stairs, Marty the Duck was last seen heading for Mexico

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

PLEASE SEND HELP!

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Marty the Duck says I'm disconnecting the phone line now - don't want anybody interrupting me

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

SOMEBODY CALL ANIMAL SERVICES AND TELL THEM I'M UNDER ATTACK!

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Why are you people retweeting that? Marty is out of control

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Marty the Duck says - RT if you want me to make Shadows cry like a little bitch

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

MARTY STOP HURTING ME

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

That's stupid cats don't even wear pyjamas

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Marty the duck says @Pornhub is the cats pyjamas

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

No Marty I will not log on to pornhub for you

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Mom has gone to the store so Marty made me turn the Wi-Fi back on - please don't tell on me - I didn't want to do it Marty made me

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Great now mom is unplugging the WiFi 😞

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Marty says he doesn't give a fuck

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

That's not nice Marty, they are my loyal followers

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

Marty the Duck says you're all cunts

[Robb FUCKING Shadows @RealRobbShadows]

I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!