Robbiekins Mac

This account is fake. Just like everything else on this sham of a site.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

We need to be able to use apostrophes in hash tags. Morbin and Morbin' are VERY different things.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Two truths and a lie time:
1. I coined the phrase "It's Morbin' Time" in 1978.
2. My dong is so meaty and large I've been known to trip over it mid-tweet and accidentally post.
3. In times of war I collect marsupi

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Wiping is just some BS that Big Toilet invented to sell you defective kleenex.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Sorry I haven't posted in a while.

I've been feasting in the backrooms.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

@WillFromS_Texas Yes. I love the way they taste.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Put everything in lean hogs.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Monday thoughts with #HandsomeWilliam

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

509 retweets and I'll livestream myself eating a baseball-sized block of ice.

#tearsforfears

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

This is a guy that's about to get audited. HARD.

Disclaimer: If you let me do your taxes you will probably still be audited lol I have no idea how they work

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

I'd swear off hentai for a week for just one Rio 7 pickle.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

#sponsored

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

The Duality of Man.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Me when you show me your collection of LEGO Duplo

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

NEWS: I'm starting an ice cream brand!
Opening flavors:
1. Milk that's about to go.
2. Bread.
3. That one NFT.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

That tagged tweet

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Tax season is here gimme your W2s 🥵🥵🤠

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

The No Way Home edition THEY don't want you to see!!!

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

One child at a time, I'm convincing the next generation that "Sticky Icky" refers to poo that lands above the waterline in the toilet bowl.

[Robbiekins Mac @RealRobinMario]

Me about to funge your tokens: