Teddy Howsyasista

#FuckDaboSwinney Vibes Only. Strictly Mozzarella, imported prosciutto and New York Giants/Yankees.

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@FootballCravee Hilarious that a stud QB supporting the president of the UNITED STATES is a bigger incident than Josh Jacob’s beating his girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣 you fucking retards need to get a grip

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[Laysia 😮‍💨 @LayyyfromThaBay]

I will NEVER pronounce jalapeños the same way again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

A Coney Island Thanksgiving

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@Logan_bugg21 @IsDanCooked Quite honestly was rendered speechless when I saw that pic. Absolutely sniped. Uncalled for

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@IsDanCooked Teddy is sober

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@IsDanCooked Bitches be cooked on this one for real.

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

Bitches be out here reposting MGKs vile instagrams on their story talking “OMG NEED THIS” but won’t event text back. Straight 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@IsDanCooked Is teddy cooked?

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

Hearing the vacuum running while hungover is a top 3 form of torture. Borderline war crime status

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@IsDanCooked Don’t let the kid get HOT

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

My attitude is celibate. I dont give a fuck #TurkeyintheOven

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@IsDanCooked Just an absolute rotisserie today fellas

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

If it ain’t a dirty water dawg it’ll never be perfect. And that’s just facts

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

what would make this hotdog perfect?

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

Couldn’t do it without my guy Rick! Best friend and greatest caddie to do it💯 @RickyElliott appreciation day!

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

Full tweak status here folks

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@lorsini5 Hope you have a GREAT night bro.

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@lorsini5 Teddy is tired

[Teddy Howsyasista @RealRocketTeddy]

@lorsini5 I would say LGM but then I would be as bad as cuomo #chachbagdeluxe