Ron Nips

The one and only Ron Nips #nipridersunite

[Ron Nips @RealRonNips]

When the doctor cups one’s balls and instructs them to cough, most people haphazardly force out an insincere, meager croak, embarrassed to commit. I, on the other hand, engage my core and employ great strength to muster a behemoth hack, catapulting each teste to unseen heights.

[Ron Nips @RealRonNips]

@MrZackMorris I believe in myself!

Yours truly,
Ron Nips

[Ron Nips @RealRonNips]

Real men iron their forehead to get rid of wrinkles

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@royce_dupont Absolutely. Release upon death

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I’m the ideal mate: 7 ft tall, confident, angry, bad listener, loves canned fish, social idiot, worth $600 million, micropenis

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Please excuse my dear aunt Sally. She has Tourette’s.

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You have a THERAPIST. I have THE RAPIST. We are not the same

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I’m a cereal monogamist. I only eat one bowl at a time

[Ron Nips @RealRonNips]

Cool Jews abbreviate synagogue to just “gogue”

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Are the Grammys a music event or a cosplay event

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Best smelling urinal cakes ever are in the Phoenix airport across from gate F8

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Meow Mix: please deliver.

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Make-out point, or as some call it, the far corner parking spot at the Beverly Hills Ralph’s

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L.L. Cool Bean

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@jimrosecircus1 Pussy

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@elihuman7 @atdanwhite @DaRealChuck Fucker stole my routine

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This is a friendly reminder to quit procrastinating and sign that NDA!!

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I dress to depress

[Ron Nips @RealRonNips]

I always wear a skirt underneath my clothes just to remind myself that I’m a pretty little princess

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Shitting with the door open