Ron Wesley

[The Seed @theseed59788459]

Dear Muslims: My family and I have decided to move from the US to a Muslim country. We haven't picked which one yet—we're still comparing which one offers the best benefits package.

All my neighbors want to come too. And my neighbors' neighbors. And all their friends. And their friends' friends. Millions of us will show up with suitcases and a sense of entitlement.

As a large Christian community, we'll need a few small changes: Please start building churches immediately. Real churches, with nice loud bells, the kind that can be heard from the town square.

We'll also need for everyone to celebrate Christmas, and to close certain streets once a year for our processions. We may want to gather to pray to our Almighty God on your streets, in your parks, or on the lawns of your mosques.

We'll be an oppressed minority, so you'll have to be understanding and adapt to our way of life. Every supermarket must stock real pork, ham, chorizo, and bacon. And we're bringing all our dogs, so you'll need dog parks, and you'll have to smile tolerate them we walk them in front of your mosques. We want our women to be able to safely go out alone and wear shorts and tank tops. And when the weather's nice, we men like to go shirtless. We also want to drink alcohol, dance, and place an occasional bet at the horse races.

While we're at it, your religious holidays are a bit too much; they could offend the Christian community, so we'd appreciate it if you'd discreetly eliminate them. Thanks.

In schools and workplaces, our children and employees must be able to wear large crucifixes, say prayers, eat ham sandwiches in the cafeteria, and learn Christian principles without anyone getting criticized. We also demand chapels or Christian prayer rooms in every building, plus translators, because we have no intention of learning Arabic.

If any of this is rejected, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianophobia, racism, and anything we don't like.

One more thing: if my kids protest or burn your flag for any reason, please be understanding. I'll be sure to give them a very serious scolding.

Finally, we all want generous benefits, free housing, phones, free food, and pocket money while we "integrate" over the next three generations. Working is optional, obviously. Be patient with us, you'll get used to it.

We thank you in advance for your tolerance and compassion. After all, diversity is our strength!

Sincerely,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[300 Guns @300_guns]

@adamcarolla

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

For the planners in the group…

Our 2027 season schedule is here!

[Someone Important @justimportant2]

@elonmusk @WesternLensman Ro Khanna is worth $365 million dollars, and instead of giving away his own fortune, he wants to give away someone else's. Typical Socialist leader.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Mike Lee says Republicans can't afford to let this bill fail.

The Utah senator is calling on the GOP to stay in Washington as long as necessary to pass the SAVE America Act, arguing Americans overwhelmingly support measures that make voting accessible while preventing fraud.

"Three out of four Americans, regardless of political party, want to make it easy to vote and hard to cheat."
Lee says that means working through weekends, recesses, and however long it takes to get the legislation passed. |@FoxNewsSunday

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

wow

[LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell]

Please RT!

[Ron Wesley @RealRonWesley]

@johnondrasik Eagles (5x)
Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers (4x)
Bruce Springsteen with E Street Band ( '78 1st time 4 1/2 hours )
U2
John Mellencamp
The Who
Rolling Stones
Steve Miller Band
Jimmy Buffett (8x)
Plus many others...

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Reds rookies with 12 or more homers in the team's first 50 games of a season:

🔴 Sal Stewart
🔴 Frank Robinson

#ATOBTTR

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

It’s time to permanently end property taxes.

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

You can't call President Trump "Hitler" every single day and then act shocked when another attempt is taken on his life.

Gen-Z, we can't be silent any longer.

They're trying to kill our President and some are scared to repost a pro-Trump post.

Stand up. No more silence.

[Andy Hatfield @andyhat54]

@PamelaHensley22 @sully4846

[Senate Republicans @SenateGOP]

A majority of Democrat voters want Democrats to restore trust in our elections.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

SCOOP

In an unearthed video, Senator Cornyn’s team forgot to delete a video from YouTube

where Cornyn advocates for amnesty for illegal aliens.

It would be a shame if every Republican in Texas sees this before the May 26th runoff.

No amnesty!

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

Estimated net worths before entering the presidency and after leaving:

TRUMP (2016–2021): $4.5B → $2.4B

OBAMA (2009–2017): $1.3M → $68.7M

W. BUSH (2001–2009): $20M → $40M

CLINTON (1993–2001): $1.3M → $120M

TRUMP is the only one to lose money.🇺🇸

[John Kennedy @SenJohnKennedy]

Last time Sen. Schumer voted with us to re-open the government, the loon wing of his party beat him BLOODY.

The left-wingers cut him up so bad that all they have left to work on is scar tissue.

So, long story short, I’m not expecting him to work with us again.

[Jack Danger @JackDangerLIVE]

🚨 THIS IS WHAT “FAIR REPRESENTATION” LOOKS LIKE? 🚨

Republicans make up ~40% of voters across New England…

And get ZERO seats.

🔴 — 0
🔵 — 27

Let that sink in.

In state after state:
• 42% Republican → 0 seats
• 46% Republican → 0 seats
• 48% Republican → 0 seats

That’s not “democracy.”
That’s map control = total control.

When politicians pick their voters instead of voters picking their politicians… this is the result.

You don’t have to be Republican to see the problem.

You just have to be honest.

🇺🇸

[Ron Wesley @RealRonWesley]

@NEWSMAX Of course, the same Trump hating RINO's are screwing the 85% of Americans who want their vote to count legally!!