Steven Ruiz

Math teacher, educational researcher, amateur novelist, Diamondbacks/Suns/Cardinals apologist, PDGA #148545, "king of social studies" - @vincemarotta

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@drewsexton23 Katie has all my votes!

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@Bickley_Marotta The most consistent part of our defense is Carlos Santana’s glove.

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@Bickley_Marotta When playing Uno, if you have multiple draw two or draw four cards, you can play them all at once and all the penalties stack. Draw four more if there are tears.

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@Bickley_Marotta I didn't expect much from Gallen or Pfaadt. At worst, Perdomo used to have tough at-bats and put the ball in play. He's striking out far too often and not working enough deep counts.

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@xLittleLacyx @Bickley_Marotta We warned them about the ice cream. They didn’t realize that it applied to all food.

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@Bickley_Marotta I remember hearing in the 90s that Michael Jordan was more recognizable than Jesus and Santa Claus.

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@Bickley_Marotta We’ll have a much better idea when we start playing major league teams again. Our rotation and bullpen have already performed well. Adding Burnes, Martinez, and Puk will only make us better. Winning 90-95 games isn’t impossible.

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@eetthheerr The next audit will surely prove it!

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@Bickley_Marotta Two rats ____ing in a wool sock

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@Garrett_Archer After it was revealed that Mark Lamb was sexually harassing women without consent, I figured Trump would double endorse him.

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@Bickley_Marotta Im still recovering from the death of the Marlboro Man.

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@Bickley_Marotta MMA. If you hear the athletes speak, they don’t have brains to protect.

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@Bickley_Marotta Baseball. When the Diamondbacks are good, there’s a daily anticipation to see them do something special. I love feeling that way every 7-10 years.

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@Bickley_Marotta University of Santa Cruz Banana Slugs

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@Garrett_Archer I’m never sure how I should feel when two different pieces of human garbage are fighting with each other.

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@Bickley_Marotta If it motivates Sammy to learn something about history or geography, I’m for it.

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@SarahKezele Will Man Hater be there?

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@Vincemarotta Gambo’s investigative skills are slipping.

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@Bickley_Marotta Skyler White did whatever she could to keep her children safe from her monster of a husband.