Sam Roberts

A fine purveyor of pointless bullshit. Mostly sports. #FireZacTaylor

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@SlangsOnSports Evergreen tweet

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

Can Richard Jefferson shut up for fifteen seconds? #TheFinals

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@LanceMcAlister Once you realize Phil doesn't give a shit about winning and losing baseball games you'll understand why this is happening.

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

Hopefully the dumbfuck baseball writers at The Enquirer who want to trade Elly and HG are seeing what this team is without them. Oh that's right, they were probably at Wrigley today because they're from Chicago and are Cubs fans. #ATOBTTR

[Reds Daily @RedsDaily4]

Confession: This team just STINKS right now.

[Kevin Tierney @CatholicSmark]

There have been better pitchers than Shohei.

There have been better hitters than Shohei.

There have been better sluggers than Shohei.

There has been nobody who does all he does better.

Hope this helps.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

Dave Jackson is the Super Saiyan version of Gene Steratore. He might as well just be an AI chatbot working on behalf of the stripes. #StanleyCup

[Joe Szymanski @JosephSzymanski]

NFL fans think they have it bad with Gene Steratore, NHL fans have it 1000 times worse with Dave Jackson.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@EsotericCD @varadmehta By the end of this sordid ordeal, we'll have all had to see pictures of his schlong.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@varadmehta I think Trump to a degree likes the media speculating about him doing an "Apprentice" finale for his successor like they do in this article because it strokes his ego.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

It's still genuinely insane to me that the Mavs got both Luka and Brunson in the same draft class and then just completely fumbled the bag.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@redsteeze Who is this for besides other journos? What percentage of the population cares about the inner workings of news outlets enough to want to see a panel discussion about it on CNN?

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@sabrdance @varadmehta Even in the Electoral College system, if California ever again becomes a remotely competitive state it won't be acceptable anymore because the votes matter. The Presidential election seemingly swinging from one party to another a month after polling day is guaranteeing unrest.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

JJ BLEMAY

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Baseball is such a beautiful game

#ATOBTTR

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@MoEgger Brandon Leibrandt should retroactively be awarded a save for keeping Antone, Moll, Maxwell and Burke from having to pitch last night.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@RedsDaily4 Hopefully all the idiot Reds fans on social media who say Elly isn't a good baseball player are watching what this team is without him.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@RHPeel @RobertOBrien26 @varadmehta My only memories of 60 Minutes involve hearing Jim Nantz or Greg Gumbel tell me it's coming on after football except on the West Coast.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@Holden114 @varadmehta The internal workings of CBS News have gotten more coverage than the best player in the NFL being traded yesterday.

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

@varadmehta Franklin & Marshall had Pat Toomey losing by 12% to Katie McGinty in their final poll of the 2016 Senate race in Pennsylvania. Toomey won by just under 2%.

[Milan Momcilovic @MilanMomcilovi5]

BBN!💙