Bert Macklin, FBI

if you ain’t got no giddy up then giddy out my way. I tweet about space when I’m in a good mood.

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

You might not be the prettiest, but at the end of the day, all of our knees are ugly. Every single one. There is not one good looking knee.

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

i came back to defend Cleveland.

now i shall go back into the shadows from whence i came for another 3 years.

goodbye.

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

last time i checked the cleveland guardians have been one of the best run organizations in the MLB for the last 30+ years

[BengalsNCavs @bengalsNCavsFan]

@twithersAP All these Ohio dumpster fire organizations and Dan Gilbert and the cavaliers are a well run, classy organization with top notch facilities.

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

@WhiteisRight110 @9mmsmg no you’re just a miserable racist

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

@JohnN00343673 @9mmsmg you’re a racist piece of shit

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the Confederacy

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

Can we upgrade the national electrical grid before we add more stress to an already outdated electrical infrastructure first?

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Ohio is leading the charge! Today, we became the first state in the nation to announce locations of new electric vehicle charging stations that will be installed as part of the National Electric Vehicle Infrastructure Program. https://t.co/16HeLn6vg2

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

Fucking hate New York

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

Cuck-er Carlson

This will be the only tweet I have for the next foreseeable future because I am happy in life rn.

Because Cuck-er Carlson no longer has a platform.

Fuck Fox News.

Love y’all.

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Packers trading Aaron Rodgers to the Jets. (via @rapsheet, @TomPelissero)

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

I need all three of these fits ohmygod

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

1991 Sears Catalog

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

The title doesn’t do it justice.

NASA is shooting a lil rocket full of Mar’s soil and samples and just leaving it on Mars.

Then they’re shooting another probe during the next transfer window TO THAT EXACT SPOT to essentially pick up HUMANITIES LONGEST DOORDASH ORDER.

[ARCHIVED - Dr. Nicky Fox @NASAScienceAA]

NASA is embarking on one of the most difficult missions humanity has ever undertaken: bringing samples from another planet to study on Earth. To maximize the probability of success, NASA will convene a Mars Sample Return mission independent review board: https://t.co/YGnChXfWOL

[Rypie @ryanrave_bitch]

#TakeCommand

[PFF @PFF]

Highest career grades among players from the 2018 class

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

Squidward really snapped when he said

“Another day, another nickel.”

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

Happy Friday everyone Yoshi is non binary and asexual.

[Bert Macklin, FBI @RealSatchmo]

My childhood

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

gamecube game #422/554

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

We have signed @NatePeterman to a one-year contract.

Welcome back, Nathan! 🐻⬇️

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

DeSantis - don't say gay

Disney - gay

DeSantis - i will punish you for being woke

Disney - you're literally the one policing speech; we merely opposed it. and how is this pro-business?

DeSantis - hahahaha go woke go broke!

Disney - umm we're one of Florida's top businesses

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i think that larger structural powers would benefit from us thinking the world is going to end bc nihilism is a tool of fascism. i think we have to remain optimistic and care about our loved ones and communities at the bare minimum