Paul Hoffman

Dad, Husband, Brewery Owner, Dallas Cowboy Fan, Heavy Metal Fan

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@icecobes @FootballIsPain @WerderEdNFL He’s right

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@RGIII Karma after that ridiculous refereeing

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@NFLFrascella @WerderEdNFL I guess the Bo Nix injury is karma, isn’t it?

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@AdamSchefter @1053SS Karma

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@ConnorNFLDraft Um….Jerry would give himself number 1.

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@THEKID_ @gaugustine934 One of the absolute hottest women EVER

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@THEKID_ This is clearly the only answer, brother

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@THEKID_ Hey, if I’m stuck with McCarthy, you’re stuck with Sariani. That’s how it works. 😉

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@KDDrummondNFL You’re not a Cowboy fan living in GB right now

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@TonyCMKE SPOT....ON

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@THEKID_ It's still Baker Mayfield LOL

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@KDDrummondNFL This

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@PatMcAfeeShow Why, when Barry Switzer is still out there?

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@THEKID_ I wish McCarthy had six appendixes to remove

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@THEKID_ SWEET JESUS! The Cowboys are so ridiculous they wouldn't TAKE it gift-wrapped from the Eagles. Good God.

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@ivytriciamumay Me too! What's up with that?

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@THEKID_ @PetskullBrewing Like peanut butter and jelly!