Imagine being Egyptian royalty, your name praised in your life and echoing in your death for millennia, just chilling in The Field of Reeds, and then finding out in the year 2026 some fuckheads are gonna use your gut fungus to make a shitty microbrew
*broker than I’ve ever been voice*
“Idk babe. I just think going out to eat in the middle of an airborne pandemic is eugenics: let’s cook at home. Remember; “back during covid” is right now”
If causing moderate property damage before offing yourself were truly considered political action then the American south would be a major player on the world stage
Leftoids only hate the killdozer because it's 100% indisputable proof that when right leaning people decide to fight the system they're 900000x better at it. What was the last genuinely successful act of leftist rebellion ever? I'd say kirk but it was a win/loss
Asmongold revealed he plans to get a hair transplant so he won't look "f**ked up" anymore
"I wonder if it'll make me look weird. It'll probably make me look like the way I'm supposed to look. Right?"