Randall Hammershaft JR.

Part-time ANALyst, full-time hater.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Want to give all glory and thanks to God! Letting me be out there doing what i love again! ChiefsKingdom this is just the start see yall next week! 🙏🏽⏰

[Bluffbet @Bluffbet_Off]

KENNETH WALKER VS THE BRONCOS DEFENSE:

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

A boner

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What’s something you HATED as a kid but grew on you as an adult..

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

Which one is Stephan A. ?

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Stephen A. Smith at his daughter Samantha’s High School graduation

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@DailyLoud Which one is Stephan A. ?

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@MahomeSZN KC BY A FUCKING MILE

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@kyleonhere fuck you

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

I wonder what bank he uses.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Blueface says if you need child support you shouldn’t have custody of your child 👀

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@TheTriceRozay Hey

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@anxietymsgs Angel Reese.

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

Blow and NFL Sundays.

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

What’s the secret to a healthy life ??

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@Oliviaiie Number 2, not a question.

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@TheDunkCentral @WindhorstESPN @ESPNCleveland This dude is the biggest bum the NBA has ever seen

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@steaakfriend Hey nothing wrong with marrying a stripper.

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@LakerTakeover24 The white guy.

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@moonchild23580 Bet on the WNBA overs

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

Whoever made the WNBA a professional sports league has no sense.

[Sierra @siesports98]

Whoever made the WNBA schedule have no sense

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

This account knows ball. Absolutely killed this. #nfl

[Bills Backers Tampa @billsmafiatampa]

Im going to end the debate.

1. Mahomes

Gap

2. Allen

Marianas Trench

3. The depths of who cares

[Randall Hammershaft JR. @RealShaftJr]

@NotLikeTyrese Neither one, please debate me

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@FDSportsbook Jaylen Brown, bald dudes are always good at basketball.