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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m real sick of it

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In an argument, the first person to start yelling is the villain

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Honestly fuck merit - I’ll take an inexperienced person with a good head on their shoulders than a skilled robot

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What if I believe Rooney Rule is racist for making skin color a mandatory part of the hiring process?

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@calebmclaughlin would be a perfect Static Shock

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Columbus Day

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With less than 1/2 the race over, 1/5 of the teams and 1/4 of the drivers are done #SingaporeGP

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I can’t enjoy the internet anymore when every fucking website demands permission to sell my data off. “Want to use our website? Only if we can track your every move!”

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@Chilis is just Mexican @Applebees

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So when are the FBI raids on the homes of Epstein's clients taking place?

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The Hippocratic Oath says “I will not give a woman a pessary to cause an abortion” - A “pessary” is a device used for urinary issues and to keep the pelvic organs in place during certain procedures; so long as you don’t use a pessary, abortions are totally chill brah 🤙🏻

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I’m sick of people who say “I don’t want anyone to feel this pain”. If you don’t feel it, you don’t learn from it. Go have a bad day then think about why the day was bad.

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@RollerChampions Watch Rollerball (1975), hell even the 2002 remake, then copy & paste

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You don’t get to hate America from a party boat

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We are so blinded by the issues of yesteryear that we are allowing new injustices to be done in the name of progress

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Why the fuck are we talking about mass vasectomies instead of wearing condoms and keeping track of your cycles?

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The Left are upset they can’t play “god” anymore