Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator)

An exceptional Countryside boy/Public Health/ Geopolitics/ Science / Peace and Progress

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Four banks are now under pressure after failing to meet CBK’s Sh3 billion minimum capital requirement, with the threshold set to rise further by year-end.

These include:
— Credit Bank
— Consolidated Bank of Kenya
— Development Bank of Kenya
— Access Bank Kenya

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

If a junior officer at City Hall kept Kshs 250 million under his mattress, how much money do think members of the executive, judiciary, parliament, governors and other government officials keep under their mattresses? My conservative estimates is Kshs 5.55 TRILLION.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

About 86% of all banknotes in circulation are Sh1000 notes according to latest CBK data

So far Sh1000 notes in circulation are worth Sh335 billion as of Dec 2025

Other denominations
Sh500: Sh16 billion (4.3%)
Sh100: Sh17 billion (4.5%)
Sh200: Sh13 billion (3.4%)
Sh50: Sh6.6 billion (1.8%)

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

Linda Uhuru Brigade:

Party Leader: Sen. @edwinsifuna
DPL: @RealMatiangi , EGH
Chairperson: Gov. @orengo_james EGH
Sec Gen: Hon. @HEBabuOwino
Executive Director: @paulinenjoroge

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

The Linda Uhuru brigade receiving its briefing on the talking points for the Machakos rally,as directed by the chief financier himself and coordinated through his trusted ally, @paulinenjoroge... Our own @edwinsifuna must follow the script or else the funding is frozen 😭

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

You are completely misadvised.There is absolutely nothing wrong with establishing a quarantine facility in Kenya. If Ebola cases were to emerge in Kenya, they would most likely come through cross-border movement, considering EAC states operate with minimal border restrictions

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

The Ruto government is just too much. These guys wake up every single day just to conjure up more ways to cause pain to Kenyans. I know we are expected to keep government in check as opposition but it’s literally impossible to keep up with the breadth and depth of the capacity for evil these guys have. It doesn’t have to be like this bwana. When we tell you just kicking Ruto out solves 80% of our problems you best believe! Just like he did with Haiti and now Ebola, for the right amount, this one can sell us to the devil himself!

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@edwinsifuna You are completely misadvised.There is absolutely nothing wrong with establishing a quarantine facility in Kenya. If Ebola cases were to emerge in Kenya, they would most likely come through cross-border movement, considering EAC states operate with minimal border restrictions

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya Contact your Kisii west branch

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

Do you have a loan with @KCBInKenya? Chances are, you're being robbed in a big way. I will be explaining in summary regarding the cheque off loan I took on the 14th October 2021 with KCB's Kisii West Branch.

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya 6. @KCBInKenya further increased the loan's interest rates from 13.5% to 17.48% without my consent, on already running loan.

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya 5. @KCBInKenya increased the loan repayment period from 108 months to 216 months, without my consent.

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya 4. @KCBInKenya instead of sticking to the County directive, they restructured my loan without involving me. No document signed no nothing.

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya 3. Upon regime change, the new County administration, wrote back to KCB questioning the undisclosed loan dealings that financially strained County employees. @KCBInKenya promised to sort out the matter, the County reduced its deduction to the bank on loans.

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya 2). Like any other Kenyan, without checking, I received the money and promised to bare the consequences of repaying the loan through my payslip without regularly checking

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@KCBInKenya 1). @KCBInKenya gave me a cheque off loan for 108 Months, at an 13.5% p.a in the 14th October 2021.

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

These ones will cause a massive defection from Linda Mwananchi... Hata @edwinsifuna hawezi resist

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@gpdkaluma 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

I am tired😪

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

In one year as DP, Rigathi bought Outspan Hotel in Nyeri,

Olive Gardens, Vipingo Beach Resort, Treetops Hotel, disinherited his brother's widow

Sent goons Northland and on Sufuria movement protesters

Took a tender from Transport ministry worth2B akakula na boys wake,

But when you hear him highlight vitu Ruto ameiba, utadhani he is a saint

Kalonzo hata barabara ya kwao ni kalahari. Coz sio mwizi. Ndio Ruto finds it hard to attack him,

Just a flip flopping weakling

But pia ni ujinga coz he has been a politician since Moi, owns 20 German Shepherds na Wakamba kazi ni kuuza chapo na kuma pipeline

It is also true Wamunyoro impregnated a Dedan University student and Dorry sent her to sayun

So hawa politicians, wote ni gangsters. Kalonzo abandoned his sick wife to frolick with illiterate Sipite Ndwale witch ya Machakos

Rais is a symbol of unity and decorum. Wakenya wakona hasira kumliko

So asituletee makasiriko!

Wauze sera. We want to hear about capitation, jobs, economy, Health

Sio personal lives of who is obese, who looks like a corpse, who fucked who, because on that, wote ni nefarious, callous oafs!

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

@AokoOtieno_ 🤣🤣

[Caleb Simba (NYTimes Commentator) @RealSimbaC]

They deceived them,entered the bunker that connects the Supreme Leader’s compound to the Russian Embassy, then struck the tunnel, killing everyone who was on their way to seek refuge at the embassy.