SlendyBoi

Parody account.

[Xylophoney @XylophoneyGames]

Remember that @Kaykrae girl who I kept getting shipped with in Origins? Yeah, it’s going well!

[Kayk 🍰 @Kaykrae]

My entire world

[Xylophoney @XylophoneyGames]

For my yearly post, I’d like to introduce the world to our Son, Apollo! We have a baby boy! Rate him on a scale of cuteness.

[Kayk 🍰 @Kaykrae]

Meet Apollo Alexander.. ☀️🎻💛 Born on 10/18/25 at 12:39 AM via emergency C-Section after some complications with his heart rate during my contractions. Not the grand entrance I would have chosen for him, but regardless, I’m so glad he’s here. 💕

[SlendyBoi @RealSlendyBOI]

@masoq095 Need more Masoq Toph. After seeing how you did Maki, you would do Toph absolute justice.

[SlendyBoi @RealSlendyBOI]

@Hentaly FUCK THAT SHIT.

[โน่ 🥕🐴 @JohnHoll0w]

Knowing damn well I can draw porn, but edging people is way funnier lol

[江戸川治👻 @edoosam]

｢失恋｣ ｢その後｣

[Spageta 🔞 @SpaghettiVegeta]

Velma and Shaggy (1/2)

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

They can never make me hate you Soulja Boy. You are Millergrove Certified for life!!! Anyone disrespecting the GOAT like these phonies in the comments will be dealt with by my blocks finest.

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

It’s crazy how Boeing killed him right in front of our eyes and nobody did a fucking thing about it

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

Witnesses claimed Luigi screamed incoherently for several minutes before ranting about the “relentless hellscape capitalism bestowed upon him”. Authorities say he was fired earlier this week from his job as a plumber due to inflammatory social media posts. He will be missed.

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

BREAKING (GRAPHIC FOOTAGE): International superstar Luigi Mario, brother of Mario ‘Jumpman’ Mario, shocked festival goers in California with his suicide by hanging at a booth near a pedestrian walkway. Paramedics attempted to save him but ultimately failed. RIP. 🕊️

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

@Bengals Rename the fucking stadium since y'all wanted the damn naming rights for money so you can not spend it on anything worth a fuck AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

We fucking suck so bad man being a fucking Bengals fan is literal torture man why does this have to happen to us every year? God I hate you motherfuckers @Bengals

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

People act like if you read history you have to agree with what you consume lmao. This is the equivalent of crying that someone is reading up on Genghis Khan or some shit. Shouldn’t we be ENCOURAGING people to know what evil men thought so we don’t repeat those mistakes?

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

People are freaking the fuck out about this but this is actually a good thing. People should not be sheltered from the reality of history and a world full of people who are too pussy to hear things they dislike or can’t agree with is going to end up a backwards society.

[IGN @IGN]

California Governor Gavin Newsom has signed a bill into law that will force storefronts to admit that you don't actually own your digitally purchased games, films, and TV shows - you're just licensing them. https://t.co/GhpAHWYeSA

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

It's crazy how many celebrities constantly were around Diddy and going to his parties and shit yet want to pretend they had zero clue this was all going on. These rumors and jokes about what Diddy has been up to are as old as I am damn near, y'all aren't slick we know

[Optimus ⛩️ @SubToOptimus]

Bruh being such a known sexual assaulter that they open a goddamn 1-800 hotline so people can drop allegations on your head is one of the most wicked outcomes imaginable. They gotta melt Diddy in a pot of lava or something when they convict him