juice

i tweet sick, twisted jokes from the darkest parts of my mind

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

This one is called “Skyfall” 🌌

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

i’m so tired of seeing pictures. show me something else please

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Guppi @guppisound]

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

Diddy’s gonna lose his mind when he gets out and sees the price of oil

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

one time i saw a girl eat an ENTIRE sandwich PLUS chips and a medium soda and she literally finished all of it

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

i’d like to be the first to ask you to wish me a happy birthday

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

they call my thingy “trash”

must be bc it’s HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!

that must be why

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

gonna start saying this to ladies

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

@lilscootiepuff not what your boss told me

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

pinch me i must be cumming

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

guys, maybe president trump isn’t that bad

(imagine if i said this)

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

whoever’s out there making fun of the way i stand, just know this is the reason 😔

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

@lilscootiepuff hotdog style

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

the blue pill gets rid of your depression, the red pill gets rid of your sex drive

(both pills are just fluoxetine)

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

just bit into this and it didn’t burn my mouth like usual but i am very sick now

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

got a skin tag removed today and idk how i’m supposed to piss now

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

do y’all eat your bananas whole or do you take lil bites at a time

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

@lilscootiepuff your ass does not know how to do a backflip

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

just saw this gem of a comment on a video of a man having fun at a drag show

[juice @RealSlimTerrel]

if i ever meet an alien and it asks me what our planet has to offer i’m takin it’s ass to a Great Wolf Lodge