yndiuqs

the realest. the slimiest. squid.

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is her name really dua

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new challenge. no soda - only water and alcohol

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@n_aatttttt i could say the same thing

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me and the boys just made a new christmas song can’t wait to drop it 😈😈
@nofinessecami @dover__benn

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@n_aatttttt how’d you get your amazon alexa to do your homework? 🤔

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@n_aatttttt funniest person you’ve ever met (question mark)

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just scrambled to find my keys for ten minutes, i blamed everyone saying someone had to have taken them. they were in the front door.

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guys my tummy hurts

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just found a little mold in the top part of my creamer. still gonna drink the coffee i just made tho bc im not a little bitch

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almost killed a pedestrian but it was his fault

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“we’ve all had crappy leaders in our lives, i’m sure abigail can speak on that”

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“idk what a soapbox is but get off that”

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ankle socks are a crime. especially for guys, i don’t wanna look at your patchy leg hair.

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@dover__benn epiglottis

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what are lentils and may i try one

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i’m wearing shoes today that i never wear and everyone can tell, “you look stupid” they all chant in unison

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skittles for breakfast @ 2pm

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i want to be as skinny as a sheep freshly sheared

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i still don’t know which one is rhett and which one is link

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@dover__benn busted at least twice